Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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Smeelover27 15
I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.
amanda_smith54 4
You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha
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MooseKnuckle5150 13
Lots of lube, go slow, start small. You might like it
MidnightMusic53 37
Personally, I'm not willing to try anal ever, either. OP, don't let anyone pressure you into doing something you're not ready to do. Especially since anal hurts like hell considering your anus was designed to push things out, not receive things. People on here are telling you it feels great and to go ahead and try it, but you're not them. You're you. Do what YOU want. If you don't want to try anal, you need to simply tell your boyfriend no, and explain to him that you're not comfortable trying it.
ZombieSazza 34
You should have just been honest, so this really is your own fault. Anal is really amazing for us women, but if you really don't want to try anal then just be HONEST with him and make sure he understands.
Thr33to16 8
FML, Sex Ed 101.
greatfirstdate 18
Just get the hugest ***** you can find and no lube.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Don't do anything to him you're not willing to have done to yourself.
joshyd92 13
Just take it in the ass
marcv_fml 3
Tell him his d**k is too big for anal. He'll take it as a compliment.
amisenho 11
Yep! Worked for me!
Zehla 7
Not only is it insanely unsanitary, but if your partner is too rough you can easily bleed to death. On top of that you might get pooped on. OP, if your man can't enjoy sex with you unless it's a risky fetish, maybe it's time to move on...there are safer ways to spice up a love life.
Snowcones 14
Is it that bad to just say 'no'?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Willing to give and receive isn't that considerate it? In the future say what you really mean or use a small plug.