Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, I was denounced for being a terrible person, because my family raises chickens, some of which we eat. I was then told how cruel I am for "killing innocent birds" and that "good" people buy their meat from the supermarket. FML
Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, my roommate came home from work and yelled at me for my dinner being too spicy. The same dinner he denied stealing. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, my girlfriend went on yet another long-winded rant about how dogs are family and should be treated as such, whilst stuffing her face with ribs. I asked her what the difference was between a dog and the pile of pig parts on her plate. Her only response was to call me a monster and dump me. FML
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D J's MOM 17
why on earth is that a problem for her to get so upset over. dogs and cats literally need meat to stay healthy or they die. besides, even if you did decide to eat meat, it's your body not hers. tell her to get back on her meds. girl's got issues.
Kenorbs 11
Why the **** would she even care about your dieting habits in the first place lmfao, that's not really any of her business. FYL
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D J's MOM 17
why on earth is that a problem for her to get so upset over. dogs and cats literally need meat to stay healthy or they die. besides, even if you did decide to eat meat, it's your body not hers. tell her to get back on her meds. girl's got issues.
Nikki 17
Only cats actually need meat, dogs can be vegan if you do it with enough knowledge! Otherwise I completely agree!
core01 30
Not true
RichardPencil 32
Well, aren't you? Vegetarianism is good enough for you, but not for the mammals you own? Can't see how that's not hypocrisy. Just have a burger and come back to the real world.
killuah210 8
umm...dogs are carnivores. Did I miss something here?
core01 30
Read everything he says as extreme sarcasm. Or buy a funny bone and gnaw on that
RichardPencil 32
Dogs are omnivores.
Kenorbs 11
Why the **** would she even care about your dieting habits in the first place lmfao, that's not really any of her business. FYL