Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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Smeelover27 15
I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.
amanda_smith54 4
You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha
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Comments (131)
EggsinaBasket 9
I guess that back fired.
hsRoseTyler5 14
Same thing happened to me. Our guys are tricksters
lovemejazzy 8
confused
sirjuice35 11
interesting.
helpfulperson 9
Guess he called your butt....er...bluff
Locoluis 15
A "man" who enjoys anal sex will enjoy it with a man or a woman. It's the same thing for him. If you're not okay with his sexual perversion, terminate the relationship.
DjeePee 25
You do know that receiving anal can be a lot of fun for a guy, hey?
ultra_notorious 26
Let the pegging begin!!!
laden_swallow09 35
She's right. Why do you think it's considered "gay" for a man to like anal? Why do you think they would like it in the first place. Gotta do it right, though. Refer to 65's reply under the second thread.
Llamacod 11
I didnt read any other comments so forgive me if this was already said. Go buy the biggest ***** you can find and tell him that you are using it on him, I would hope he backs down and: problem solved
qjdb 8
He's probably hoping for a big one, so that probably won't work