Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
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Dfox 0
she's not a prude because she doesnt want a weiner up her butt. If she is uncomfortable with it, her boyfriend should be understanding..
Fr0gg13 0
that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.
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Comments (142)
perdix 31
What an asshole! ;) Are you dating Sen. Larry Craig?
wheatie 0
perdix, you make all of these better(:
musiclife_fml 0
and perdix gets a perfect 10 from the political blogger :)
jerkwad 0
perdix continues to be as unfunny as ever
darktooth 0
You lack to understand humor.
PottentialFML 0
Yes Perdix I agree he is a pretty "shitty" boyfriend :P
FMLtimes316 0
hahaha perdix makes FML. (:
amiracle 0
He didn't say he himself had anal sex, silly. Look up info the 'male g-spot'. I'm guessing your boyfriend is curious, 's all. Definitely not a FML. Unless you're prude, that is :-).
Fr0gg13 0
that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.
BunBunBabe 8
Yeah lots of guys like it but won't admit it in fear of others thinking they're gay
I_Fart_Freely 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Anal Is Less Painful Than Pushing Out A Baby.... FHL for having a GF who doesn't put outu
anela_fml 0
it is but still hurts like he'll
RainbowGecko 0
lol yeeaa... that gets annoying
midnight21 8
So how would you like it if someone stuck something up your ass violently?
bizarre_ftw 22
It's anal sex, not anal rape! Why in the hell would you choose the adjective "violently"?!
LindsayxMoore 18
Sorry but my ass is intended for stuff to come out not go in, thats what the ****** is for. I certainly dont want my bfs penis up there.
threer 30
Girls poop...?
commentgirl 8
It's also less rewarding than giving birth.
Undecidedlime 6
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????
I_Fart_Freely 0
#6 = Butt Pirate
anela_fml 0
run run far away especially since he's lying
davidhasmorefun 0
fyl for being a prude.
iloveloosy12 0
yeah you don't ask why he knows, you just do it
Fr0gg13 0
there is plenty of women who crave it. and many men who enjoy a little anal play.. the OP is a PRUDE
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Maybe she just doesn't want to have buttsex. You ever thought of THAT, dickweed?
aconsultant 9
dickweed.... how interesting..
Shmeaty 0
woman. stfu and take it.