Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML
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kitten79TX 5
Yes, you can tell him you like it. and also that it doesn't mean you'd like anal. Totally NOT the same.
RichardPencil 32
Don't be an asshole!
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Comments (9)
Jon Tessler 14
liking a finger is NOT consent to have Anal sex. your BF sounds like an idiot.
GlennQugmire 14
Giggity goooo
RichardPencil 32
Don't be an asshole!
QueenSaru 28
Okay but.. if you liked it, what's the downside in doing it?
kitten79TX 5
Yes, you can tell him you like it. and also that it doesn't mean you'd like anal. Totally NOT the same.
Thanatos999 3
stick afingwr in his butt,, during head and see if he likes it. then you can decide on if to tell him.
Nikki 17
You might really enjoy it, but play with toys and research it, don’t just go for it otherwise you’ll definitely hate it
thisguyonline1988 4
As a dude.... I totally get why you wouldn't admit it. That's a door not everyone wants opened.
Sinshine 28
Ok so you found out you like something. But you don't want to let him know because then both of you know you like it? Why? You can let your partner know what you like and still set boundaries, you know?