Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on a train to the airport, the ticket inspector pointed out that my girlfriend and I hadn't activated our tickets. He suggested one of us get off and activate them at the next station. Now I'm on the moving train with all our luggage, and she's waving from the platform with our tickets. FML
Today, we were supposed to go to Disneyland but we got in a blazing argument. Then this morning I woke up to my alarm clock disabled, he was gone, my ticket was in the kitchen shredded, and when I rang him the bastard was in the first class lounge, waiting to get on the plane without me. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, my train was canceled so my ticket expired by the time another train arrived. I was fined $90 by ticket inspectors 'cause my claim that the early train didn't run was "unsubstantiated". Leaving the train I was pushed by the crowd, fell, lost a shoe and had to walk home with one bare foot. FML
Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I'd purchased a ticket for the train on my mobile app. Some idiot pushed past me on his way out and in the process makes me drop my phone, ruining it. A conductor then came to check my ticket and I got fined 150 dollars. FML
Today, I was working as a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting thirty something guy got on board with two huge bags. Worried, I kept an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML
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Top comments
KitGrey 4
Your boyfriend is a massive drama queen.
SovietBarney 8
Another situation where the man gets off too early... Shame...
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Comments (55)
KitGrey 4
Your boyfriend is a massive drama queen.
anythingmustbe 18
She should do a Mr.Bean lol.
GovernorGeneral 8
I'm a massive drama queen. Ohhh my lord ohhhhh ohhhhh the tick..OHHHHHHHH tickets...-puts hand on forhead- he he took ooohhhhhhhh. - starts crying- poor poor OP. shes not at fau- ohhhhhhhhhhohohooo.
mylifesucks_fml 1
^ haha, nice profile pic to go with that! XD
fmllolmama 0
Haha that wouldn't have been anywhere near as funny if it wasn't for the profile pic
andromeda335 9
Oh boy....
xoconnie 8
Dude the comment has to be better than "oh boy" or you will get thumbed down. OP it looks like you probably had a lot of explaining to do.. If any other passengers saw the fight though use them as witnesses when you are telling the inspectors what happened.
Oreohugzpenny 4
Oh holy mother of God. Your boyfriend is a drama queen!
domking1315 20
#8 thats what the first comment said
astoryofroses 9
no wonder he got off! what a master plan!
MarisaCB 16
Try to explain... though that probably won't work. I would go join your boyfriend.
skullofdarkness 18
He got off 2 stops back, that's kinda a long walk. -_-
SovietBarney 8
Another situation where the man gets off too early... Shame...
flashback.miss 28
lol 5, nice play on words~
marxistbkly 3
Or once again gets off right on time.
MagicStallion 9
Its almost as though he knew.... Next time OP, don't go out with psychics.
flashback.miss 28
you mean psychos. Op's boyfriend sounds a bit mental to start an argument on the train. Sounds like it was for the sake of drama and he wanted to make a scene.
cjack188 13
Do a Mr. Bean ;)
Ozuru 11
It takes two to argue.
hockeyoceancity 13
Not really... You can fight with yourself about decisions to make.
whosindahouse 9
I fight with the voices in my head.
hockeyoceancity 13
21- Do those voices question you whether that mouse is the right one you were looking for?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
10 not really. It takes one person to start an argument, then even if the other person tries to resolve it the other can nitpick and continue the argument.
makrazie95 0
No ! It takes two to tango lol
kdawgone 9
Your boyfriend decided to start an argument...you will get no sympathy here. By stating he "decided to start an argument" instead of saying "we got into an argument:" I know right away you were at fault as well, if not completely at fault.
PerfasarusRex 3
I gotta hand it to you. I wouldn't be able to put up with his dramatic ass. Too exhausting.