Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
not impressed
Nanaimo, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Picaresque
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice try, chief
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
The best method!
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Anonymous
Copenhagen, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
lisacasabonita
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Non sequitur
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
hamburger
Adrian, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy talk
Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What what?
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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cynima 0
It's the logical next step.
OGReaper 2
well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.
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Comments (275)
HighAsFock 0
Ahh, young love.
mcal2013 0
ok
LexaDear 0
'That's an exit only!'
Bugatti_Veyron 1
take a couple of laxitives before and see how he likes it
StoryOfTheYear 15
*crosses fingers*
keysshooter1440 1
lols
1800getalife 0
so did you try anal?
Pearljammer001 0
only if it's a white couch story, otherwise, what's the point
ballsmahoney 0
in PUERTO RICO, anal tries you.
mfmylifesrsly 30
anal = ******* nasty. but I'd rather do that than suck on a guys nipples ._.
ballsmahoney 0
my nipples are very clean ^^ I wouldn't see why you wouldn't wanna suck on them ;)
epoh_fml 0
I would much rather suck on a guy's nipples. I am all good on the buttsecks.
StoryOfTheYear 15
24- I sense racism hidden in your comment *shifts eyes* <.< >.> o.o
scratchy209 0
tell him yeah! just not with you. :)
SuperGirl_Mania 0
Nipple sucking? Really? But, like, what's the thrill in that?
samantha_durano 6
anal is groudyy.
seanreddog 4
I agree with 26 and 40, and not just cuz they're purdy.
aeliz 0
Why wouldn't you want to suck on a guy's nipples? Anything is sexy if your guy really wants it. :) But, really, what's gross about a guys nipples?
robertdr 0
eat frijoles, chase it with coffee smoke a cigarrette and enjoy the show
epoh_fml 0
don't lie Sean. pretty girls get all the love on fml
illmatic2 16
49 there are some hair nipples out there...
epoh_fml 0
well WOOT for me if you did lol raleigh's the only one that ever shows me love on here :)
cherrypieguy 0
I don't see the problem.
danehilts 0
haha he is a keeper
Haileyw15 0
Well... Do you? :o
debiasio69696969 0
Did you say yes ;) ^.^
debiasio69696969 0
can I join? ;)
SuperGirl_Mania 0
Can I????
leighxxx998 0
anal sex is good, don't be so close minded!
tylerrelyt 0
you better have givin him that shit
tehamericanboy94 0
Anal is so awesome..do it.
epoh_fml 0
I'd probably go to jail for statutory, Jimmy XD when Raleigh officially leaves me for Hailey, then I'll consider it lol
Haileyw15 0
Anal is nasty. You shit out of your ass. Why would you want shit remnents on your dick.
tristan1001 0
77, no offense but you look like a person to like anal. . .
AlcaSMT 0
Tell him he's too big and hence to use his tongue.
Haileyw15 0
Haha Hope :)
elfboyz 1
anal is great...
epoh_fml 0
erm, maybe 18? and I can't check your profile--I'm on my iPhone :) I'm 25-way older than most FMLers
Haileyw15 0
I'm 15! Yay :D
leighxxx998 0
85 do you not wipe your ass when after you shit?
debiasio69696969 0
77 , didn't you try actin' all tough threatning me on facebook? sayin you were trying to get wit my brother?
seanreddog 4
101, most people don't shove toilet paper up inside there, but if you are 100% completely spotless, I stand corrected.
HaxivX 0
how old do you think I am? :)
Haileyw15 0
No shit I wipe my ass. That's why I said remnants.
Haileyw15 0
Haha sean :)
Freeze_fml 17
#85, small argument here. There are streams of piss that flow through a man. That doesn't stop women from sucking and shoving the schlong anywhere possible.
epoh_fml 0
I said 18 in the hopes that I really wasn't that old. or you weren't really that young. or something. But yah, I'm that old I guess ;)
AdidasoverNike 0
me to :D
perdix 31
#26 WTF?!?! I have very sensitive nipples and I had a girlfriend who wanted to suck them so badly, she trained me not to giggle while she did it. It worked!
Haileyw15 0
110.... Truuuue.
mfmylifesrsly 30
perdix it's weird!! lol. idk haha. and yeah 25 isn't old hope, I know there's a grandpa on here haha
epoh_fml 0
I don't really think I'm old. definitely older than all you younguns though ;)
StoryOfTheYear 15
epoh, pretty girls get all the love... and me :D can't believe how many rats came out of the woodwork on this one fml but other than that I get all teh lovin in the world :)
epoh_fml 0
that's true story. you do get a lot of love ;) fml--the next match.com
Haileyw15 0
113 were you saying your 15 too??
epoh_fml 0
so I'm one step down from grandma? sweet. hopefully that's a long way off! my oldest is only 2 1/2 and my youngest is still a fetus. I have a long way to go till I'm the grandma of fml :D
perdix 31
#118, I'm not QUITE that old.
Pearljammer001 0
um no, there was just an fml about anal on a white couch a few months ago....
mfmylifesrsly 30
haha I know perdix :P aww congrats hope!! I wanna baby.....lol
teamsleep22 0
26. ur a dumb bitch
epoh_fml 0
haha didn't know you were hitting on a pregnant chick, eh? s ok. I'm only pregnant for a few more months then I get to go back to being a regular MILF (or so I've been called) :)
Haileyw15 0
Haha. Wow. Why are people such assholes on here.
epoh_fml 0
cause they're jealous they can't get no love, hailey.
sourgirl101 29
Epoh congrats- I hope your second baby is just as cute as the one I'm see in you picture. And to the OP- If it's done CORRECTLY it's not a big deal. But you need to find out why he wants to do it. Is it only curiousity? OR is he trying to get you to do something that you may consider degrading and just wants to gain a power trip?
gtdoll 0
it's soviet Russia. you killed the joke ^_^
minnieminroe 0
flawless xD
you_and_me_fml 8
wow some.. well almost all.. boys are so stupid
minnieminroe 0
don't mind them Hun! most of them are overly processed fake pictures! have you noticed that EVERY single girl on FML is like...unbelievably gorgeous? coincidence? No. Picture-stealing? yes. look at my picture :0 there's no way I'm Minnie mouse :o possibilities are endless on the Internet :P
ladiesman14 0
another day another 9.5 inch veiny boner from all hot girl butt sex comments. this is better than the boob size comments. any girl want my schlong up there please pm me.
heyred 11
Where else would you shit out of?!
heyred 11
"Its fun for the girl!"
Kikren 0
Wait, I've done nothing but look at comments on posts and there's one question I have: Where the hell is snickerdoodles? Did she die?
deathcab7 0
the whole stealing pictures thing is so dumb! its not hard to use your own. and yeahhh, isnt the majoriry of the fml'ers like 15 to 25 ish? haha
woojun 0
in soviet Russia, anal tries u
tsc32 2
@163 I've heard that her mom banned her from this site till she's 17 or 18
skyttlz 32
I agree with 26 I think anal is icky
mnex227 0
i am suggesting a threesome between me 26 and47
you_and_me_fml 8
I agree 166 .. what's the point of stealing pictures? like seriouslyy loll, I hate how some girls take slutty pics off google especially the completley obvious ones
tylerrelyt 0
ATM that shit. ass to mouth.
dandan7714 0
haha hope. regular milf. nice
xander2347 0
and u said yes right?
rwac07 0
49 can suck my nipples anytime
livefreeorFYL 0
154 thanks, & it's the hot gals in planet earth that makes us that way
Aj4710 0
Then you say "Yes"
atticuz 2
piss is sterile,110, shit is dirty and can give you a sore throat lolz
brandon1123 0
not 4 all girls lol
gymtanlaundry 0
caannaadaa rocks :)
inSayne 7
I hope you said no! not because I'm one of those people who thinks anal is gross, but because you shouldn't be having ANY kind of sex with a man who Just said he loved you for the first time. that obviously means it's way too soon In the relationship to be trusting him with your body, especially with something like anal which be painful at first. because if things don't work out with him you may end up woth some serious intimacy issues and mental health problems.
silentfog 0
who's asked you to suck on a nipple
AdidasoverNike 0
sure was #125
Haileyw15 0
Oh haha. Cool! :)
bairenae 0
you dnt haveta love ta ****... I haven't dated Anya tha guys I ******, so who caaares. anal isn't good though. it huuurts!!!! I got it unwillingly nd made that bitch S T O P.
Jacobi37 0
wow ur 15? i just turned 15 yesturday!
Melkezidech 0
Tell him " Ill get the strap on"
meatballslicer 0
lmao!!!!
robwilson 0
nice
rhodawg3 0
it sure is. wanna try it sometimes?
fizzymonsterman 0
hah•2
brandonjayy 0
151* win
transamman 0
ur hot
amerthebomber 0
wats anal???
DrJakeJr 1
haha if you love anal I love u
NatDancer2010 0
jerk
hockeyluvr 0
Lmao!
praetor_fml 3
******* epic.
cynima 0
It's the logical next step.
epoh_fml 0
of course. anal sex and true love always go hand in hand . . . when you're a homosexual.
dandan7714 0
thats what i thought. lol jkk
maggiees 0
ha he don't love you
aeliz 0
Actually epoh... they could if you think of it in a way that you want to share everything you possibly can with that person because you are so in love with them. Or you want to be that much closer? I never thought anal could be considered romantic until I heard that explanation. :P
epoh_fml 0
that could be one explanation. personally, I prefer to keep my behind to myself, no matter WHAT my lover wants. but hey, everyone's different :)
HaxivX 0
EVERYONES SOOOO INNOCENT!!!! DO I SMELL MEATY COCKS OR BURRITOS
WhySoMad 0
Hummina hummina humma pow right in the kisser
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
ajakakal
Brooksie 0
Maybe you should ;)
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
Yeah maybe he meant anal on him? That would be a funny twist to this FML... You never know it could've been what he actually wanted. Lol
irsmeagol 0
.......And then?
THE_SHIT__ 0
9
Funsiiized 0
ouch.
FYLDeep 26
I know right. What an ass!
SuperGirl_Mania 0
I see no reason for you to say no...? He loves you, you love him (right...?) and so it's buttsecks time!
tylermills79 0
what supergirl said!
FYLDeep 26
So he wants you to **** him up the ass. Just go for it.
JoeMamas 0
I hope you said yes.
Funsiiized 0
...literally. ha
lawlita 0
No ****, I swear!!!
bigcitydreaming 0
dawww, how cute..