Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
Today, my wife insisted we try anal until we “got it right”. Well, she complained through the whole thing, wouldn’t let me quit, blamed me when I inevitably did orgasm and she didn’t, and then moaned about how it stings and needing a shower. I don’t even like anal, it’s not my thing at all. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I feel bad for you, OP, but why did you give in after so long? Doesn't he realize that no means no? He should have got the hint years ago.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Seriously, when you say, "Stop, that hurts," or "Slow down," or "I'm not ready," or anything like that, and he keeps going, that's pretty simply rape. It is traumatic bodily harm. Make DAMN sure he understands this, and that HE is the reason you need surgery.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I feel bad for you, OP, but why did you give in after so long? Doesn't he realize that no means no? He should have got the hint years ago.
Travis Morgan 3
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Because a thousand no's and a yes is a yes.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
And one "you're hurting me, please stop" means "you're hurting me, please stop." If anyone ever says that to you, listen to them and believe them.
interesting33 37
ouch that can happen?? amd he absolutely should not have pressured you like that. as my esteemed friend above says - no means no!
Travis Morgan 3
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...until she said "Yes".
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
thats called"HARRASSING YOU'RE LOVER" to get what you want, dumbass
Suaria 38
Coercion should not be considered legitimate consent. Asking a thousands times until someone says yes is coercion.
Cinn_fml 23
You raise a valid point, but there is also the argument that asking so often just wears the person down to get them to agree just to stop the other person nagging them about it. It's not about the person being coerced being tricked or even not knowing that they're being coerced, it's about whether or not the repeated asking/nagging/whatever means that the consent was obtained under pressure or not and therefore whether that means it was really given freely.
Leeono 26
What an asshole. Pun intended but he is.
Sassafrass001 12
you would think after waiting all that time he would want to make sure it went well so she would want to do it again....now he will be lucky the next time he actually gets vanilla sex
commandpriority 5
What a pain in the ass. Yes it was a pun and yes it’s legit. He is a real dick.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Seriously, when you say, "Stop, that hurts," or "Slow down," or "I'm not ready," or anything like that, and he keeps going, that's pretty simply rape. It is traumatic bodily harm. Make DAMN sure he understands this, and that HE is the reason you need surgery.
1known 34
And for those who don't know: yes there can be rape within a couple. No is no.
Mathalamus 25
And that is why you don't do anal.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Let me fix that first sentence for you, "Today, after years of telling my *now ex-boyfriend* that I don't do anal".
TomeDr 25
My husband tried to talk me into it. I finally got angry and said if he wanted it so badly, I’d buy a ***** and ram it up HIS ass! Last time he ever mentioned it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Smart move.
1known 34
Your husband is not very curious. Did he know that his proatate is a highly erogenous zone?
Phillycheeze 20
kinky
sherbear86 21
I said no anal to my ex and he did it anyways.
MikuandKaito 24
That sounds like rape.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
i hope you beat the shit out of him for that
chosha_fml 27
That IS rape.