Anonymous
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Chapter and verse
Today, I found out my wife has been taking "Love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
:((
Saint Petersburg, United States
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
noosher0990
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Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Jill
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All mixed up
Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Soundproofing
Today, after days of hearing our new neighbour abusing his wife, my wife went round to confront him while on the phone with the police. Turns out they are just really into their BDSM and had no idea how loud they were being. They have costumes, toys and everything. FML
Anonymous
United States
Just dependa things
Today, and since we moved on base, my neighbor’s wife has tried to have an affair with me. I got tired of it and told him. He blew smoke. I found out she’s in a cheating wife’s club, who all defend each other. She proclaimed to all our neighbors that I’m a predator and I'd attacked her. They believe her instead of my wife, who saw everything. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sort yourselves out
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Cantunsee
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Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
Anonymous
Bird's eye view
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
anon
🌶️ Spicy
Love is love
Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML
Top comments
arano 29
What would Jesus do? Beat that little ******'s ass.
nodeathtoall 19
Yeah love thy neighbor With a hug Around his neck Make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside
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moodyreallyrocks 27
Sorry OP!! That stinks..
Rented_eyebrows 18
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arano 29
What would Jesus do? Beat that little ******'s ass.
Dave_Davington 34
I've never understood why so many people get angrier the the person their partner cheated with than their partner themselves. After all, she's the one who betrayed your trust. The guy next door, not so much. But that's just me, I suppose.
ub3rpwn4g3 9
******, in the most literal sense of the word..
Rkikkas9713 25
They get angrier at them because they feel like they can't get mad at their partner for doing something. It's easier to take it out on someone you don't know than someone you love. The wife should be ashamed, but the husband has every right to be furious at the guy next door also. He can't pull the "I didn't know you were married." card because how do you not know if your neighbor is married?
Mathalamus 25
Cant get mad at their partner for doing it? wow, such *******. no wonder so many people are cheating, because they essentially get away with it.
mr_anonimous 9
why? the guy didn't rape her. she walked her happy little legs apart and screwed him. true he knew she was married and probably deserves to punched I guess, but it's far more her bad then his in thus case.
nodeathtoall 19
Yeah love thy neighbor With a hug Around his neck Make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside
hkhan24 23
In revenge for the neighbor making his wife feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
Kielnmsoftly 26
Don't forget to give the wife one of them hugs too!
thawny_fml 21
Give them both new shoes, made of concrete, and a swimming lesson.
NickACD 27
Or, invite them both down to one of the worst murdering cartel infested towns in Mexico, and take care of business. Once a bullets in each of their brains you can leave it to be thought as a cartel killing and go home. "Daddy where's mommy?" She's taking a nap in the dirt with our neighbor."
lex1459 38
Ok well I think that last one went a tad too far
MsConfusedd 27
Not sure that's quite what the Bible meant by that. I hope you end up alright OP, that sucks a whole lot
nodeathtoall 19
No clearly she sucks a whole lot
jake_braves 25
Beat me too it 32. Haha
geekpower_fml 28
Ah, so thaaat's what it really means! Sorry to hear that, OP.
Sxylilhalfpint 20
Time to arrange a meeting for both of em with Jesus. lol. jk. jk. that sucks OP sorry.
tj1540 16
Enjoy his wife
NomeDMF 17
That's a rather ****** up thing to say.
tj1540 16
How so. Easy for her to do it
interesting33 37
Well the neighbour's wife might not know this is happening (assuming he has a wife) and might be devastated, but wouldn't necessarily be attracted to OP.
beeferjay 34
Jesus loves me, but he never calls
nickie_94 18
Lol she did it for God
smxiricky 23
there are many definitions of love but I suppose whatever makes your FML sound better....