Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, my wife's friend's husband broke the unwritten "man rule" of not being TOO good of a husband. He turned over a new leaf and started really busting his ass, so his wife bragged on him to my wife, and now she's sulking and refusing sex. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, after my wife said I could decide what to do with our spare room, I decided to make a home gym. She hasn't stopped ranting about "patriarchal diet culture" and "unrealistic body expectations" since. I just wanted to get fit. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I've lost weight, given up beer, soda, and fast food, finished the house project backlog, cleaned the house, and gotten the kids on a chore regimen over the past seven months, all things my wife asked me to do to reduce her stress and revive her sex drive. Oh wait… she still won't have sex. FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML
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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
it's all about balance and finding the middle path that works for both of y'all. make sure y'all can communicate openly and clearly about it so no resentment builds up. if the conversation becomes a bit too tense, it's ok to pause the talk while y'all take some time to process and level out. good luck!
spinningrecords 14
Sex on the couch?
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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
it's all about balance and finding the middle path that works for both of y'all. make sure y'all can communicate openly and clearly about it so no resentment builds up. if the conversation becomes a bit too tense, it's ok to pause the talk while y'all take some time to process and level out. good luck!
Suspiriana 2
Is there actually a sane person on the internet? Pleasantly surprised.
randybryant799 21
Why can't you sit on the couch with her? I don't get it.
spinningrecords 14
Sex on the couch?
diraven 15
Are you bad at sex? This deal seems a bit one-sided.
johndeere1010 10
Have her join you at the gym.