Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
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Bloodknight 22
Grab a strap-on and hit 'em both. Atleast you know know what you don't have that they both wanted, haha!
missmasturah 0
That's how the boyfriend and exboyfriend likes it.
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Comments (141)
veganphotog 0
Aww :(
Duckasaurus 0
YDI because you can't spell "behind" correctly.
bexox 0
No, no, no. It's because he likes doing it in the "behond".
Trollinggx3 0
I wonder how many times I've read a FML thats just like this. Some girl who's boyfriend is cheating on her w/ another guy. This is why the site is going downhill. Nothing is original anymore.
boxedambiguity 0
Maybe the bigger issue is that people's lives aren't especially original.
Bright_Lights 14
It's behind, not behond, darling.
cackle 0
Lol, this isn't really an fml. No guy > gay guy. Wouldn't of worked out.
carleysimpson_ 0
People like you are what's annoying. Honestly. I've read probably every single FML on this website. Yes, some of them are similar. Obviously. Anything on here that sounds so far out and "original" is probably a fake, if not, it's funny. I'm not saying that FML should be this boring site where everythings the same. But it is bound to happen. It's just a site, not your life.
meezer008 0
it's called a typo u assfaces, it doesnt meant you're stupid just because your finger slipped.
Reyo 2
LOL you turned him gay!
Bright_Lights 14
Yes it does. Loser.
the_stereotype 0
i don't get the fml. you're not together. so what's the big deal?
dyld921 2
The big deal is: it happened when they were together. As in, not just now.
gotowardsthelite 0
he could have been Bi and decided that the ex boyfriend was a better choice.
fsebastianslife 0
haha how does it feel to know you've turned AT LEAST 2 guys gay
Nuns_FTW 0
ouch..
emmagillespie24 11
That's an interesting love triangle...
firepowahhx90 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
My roflcopter goes pwned pwned pwned pwned.
xCrackerx 3
Old joke goes overplayed overplayed overplayed overplayed.
thetangobeth 0
I only put "you deserve it" because it's one thing if he was cheating on you with another girl; that shows he just doesn't care and didn't have the courage to break up with you. But, if he's cheating on you with a man, he's genuinely unhappy and confused about his orientation. I don't know what your circumstances are with him or how it ended, but what he might need right now is some TLC.
normandin131 0
Or maybe he was already bisexual?
Saccharide 0
So of all the guys to cheat on her with, he picked her ex? FYL.
bexox 0
He still didn't need to cheat on her. Confusion doesn't excuse that.
fivetimeslonger 24
Or, you know, op could be a guy. Gay people date, too. Even get cheated on. Because people are assholes regardless of sexual orientation. ;)
dyld921 2
Hot. I've always wanted to have a threeway. You should try it.
Subtext 10
I'm really sorry and everything, but to be honest...these daily FMLs about the boyfriend suddenly turning gay and making out with the ex boyfriend are getting old...
Prawn_fml 2
What makes you think he 'turned gay'? There's no such thing.
nilly2323 10
Do you have something against Gay's
pawpaw_fml 0
Whoa, you turned a man gay.
tingting1 0
correction: TWO MEN GAY .... wow ...
Saccharide 0
Or she just has an attraction to secretly sexually confused men.
dyld921 2
Or bi.
PsYcHoSOADLaDy 0
Bisexual Guys Are Sexy
Bloodknight 22
Grab a strap-on and hit 'em both. Atleast you know know what you don't have that they both wanted, haha!
aahas7 0
Didn't this happen to Mandy Moore in "Because I Said So"?!
MissSmileyFace 0
Yup
slicepaperwrist 0
that's hot sorry he left u though...