vegantreegirl
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sick Guy
Boynton Beach, United States
*buys case of Listerine*
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Woody
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
gmian
Amherst, United States
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
pissfaced
New Zealand
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Anonymous
Nutley, United States
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
monster1109
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Shamed
United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
LizGo
Greenville, United States
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Anonymous
Bad day for glasses
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Well, you’d better clean them off very thoroughly or your vision will be... ...wait on it... ...shitty.
foolest 7
you could grab them and wash them? not a big deal
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foolest 7
you could grab them and wash them? not a big deal
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Dave_Davington 34
That is a statement, not a question. Really now, why the **** has everyone forgotten what question marks are for over the last few years? I swear to Hitler, it's driving me up the wall.
zuckerburg 21
If you have to look for sex, then you're most probably a guy, not a girl. GTFO
RichardPencil 32
Well, you’d better clean them off very thoroughly or your vision will be... ...wait on it... ...shitty.
zuckerburg 21
lol, you are so clearly indian its not even funny. "mind blasting" I know, but don't make this comment "shift" you to a different country hey...
Gofuckyourself 24
Curious to know, was your head tilted down at such an angle for them to fall off your face or are the frames too big and they're able to slip off easily?
Gina Crenshaw 4
This is my nightmare, I too wear glasses and often wondered what I would do in this exact situation, risk getting herpes of the hand and face or let the toilet have them!.......goodbye glasses!! 😂
zuckerburg 21
Alternatively, take them apart and clean them with 120 proof alcohol? Ah well, easier to buy new I guess #nobudgetcausewhitelol
zuckerburg 21
YDI for being vegan
jareda6x 8
I’ve done this I feel your pain
VenomMouth 2
anyone lose their glasses, last chance, WOOHOO!