Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
xXLenaXx 0
when a guy wants to kiss after, it's definitely hot. :)
terror_twins 0
Not an fml.
23kellen23 0
lmao 129. if my girl ever did that I'd be so pissed lmao
Romeo69 0
I don't have a girlfriend so none of this could even happen to me
shadowsbane 0
I'm surprised my gf wants to kiss me after I've been down on her, but I definitely don't do the same when she goes down on me. OP, if your boyfriend doesn't want to kiss you after, then you either need to get used to it or find a new boyfriend.
Euphoric_boner 0
that's why men like you suck. you have no care.
alexFYL 11
OK let me get this straight. Guys and girls are putting their mouths around, and licking, the area we urinate from. But, a little cum on your lips is no dice? Hmmmm.
bennyboy111 7
I wouldn't let a chick kiss me when she went down on me unless she used some mouth wash
wowthatissad 9
a chick? How old are you? 13?
bennyboy111 7
228 chicks don't urinate from their ****** dumbass there's a urethra above it where they pee
Euphoric_boner 0
yeah but when you're giving oral to her you're not jus licking her vulva... that's not the only part that feels good. that's why men can't give women head. and even so. it's not like when she pees the urine only stays there and doesn't run somewhere else before she wipes.
monster_tamer 11
From what I've heard, guys who refuse to give head or orally pleasure their lovers don't have a girlfriend for long. Certainly, it's reasonable for you to want to put your mouth somewhere clean... but that can be easily arranged under normal circumstances. With a shower. It's very simple.
Kulu_fml 0
You should have known better, silly sucker.
HerpiliePurplies 0
14... She went down on him - not at all equal to traditional sex, and second of all, women bleed. Thats nasty.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Easy option. Guy doesn't have to go down on the girl when she's on her period. There! Solved! No bloody taste.
Euphoric_boner 0
stupid men
Euphoric_boner 0
stupid men. if you think she's bleeding all the time. I think a lot of women would kill themselves. and wtf why doyou think that with you have sex you have no blood of your stinking penis. huh? or do you think she bleeds out of a different hole? hmm?
monster_tamer 11
I think if women were bleeding all the time, they'd have to kill themselves. As it is, we still have to deal with it (on average) for roughly a week out of every four. Still not pleasant, but better than the described alternative.