Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
RawrrBitchh 0
62, you are attractive. I would like to make sweet love to your hair ;D
_hotsince98_ 0
haha what a premature ejaculator!
thatsrugged 2
what guy likes the taste of his own **** in his mouth? and it seems the girls commenting here say the guy should man up. Do you like the taste of your own vag juices? oh and #62 needs to get his asss kicked for being an emo f ag
bigbearjuicy 0
what a ******
krevs123 0
hahaha 29
KOALAZOE 0
mY bRO kISSED hIS gIRL aFTER sHE gAVE hIM hEAD i mEAN lIKE 30 sECS aFTER iT wAS oUT hER mOUTH. i tOLD hIM "nO gIRL nEVER kISS yOU oN tHE mOUTH aFTER sHE dONE gIVE yOU hEAD" hE sTILL tHINKS iTS oKAY, tHAT dICK sUCKER
Chocolate_Chunk 2
you have to be quite a ***** to know what a BJ is at age 8. Even more so if you watch your brother getting a BJ. Hillbilly much?
Oz20002 0
That's ridiculous... Seriously.... OP's bf needs to grow some balls and stfu. When MY gf tries to kiss me after a bj, the least I can do is kiss her back. Besides, my philosophy on sex is the same as life in general: only expect others to do stuff you would be willing to do. What I mean by that is don't be a ******* hypocrite and ask her to put that in her mouth if you think it's so disgusting that you won't kiss her afterwards... The same thing can be said about guys who expect ******** but won't go down on their gf... ******* morons....
emo_devon 11
I guess it's all based on preference, I mean, I'd probably find it a little gross, though some ppl seem to like it. lol
HarderMyDarling 0
I never try to kiss my boyfriend after giving him a BJ. I just cuddle up next to him. Within a few minutes he always moves in to kiss me. It's nothing personal if a guy doesn't want to kiss you after you blow him, most guys just don't want to taste their own juice. I don't care at all. I will kiss my boyfriend immediately after he goes down on me. Hell, I'll lick his fingers when he's done fingering me. But the standards are different for men. They are undeniably different.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Snowballing for the win.