Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
brandon425 1
I want to join the navy and die in the ocean. so I can go out the same way I came in... as a seaman!
5000kings 2
ha
WhereisKevinn 0
I kiss my bf afterwards, not a big deal... it's sex and it's messy.
morgan06 0
i would laugh
stevenmx86 8
Duh woman seriously.. No guy wants to kiss you after you've had his juice in your mouth...
blegershmeg 0
what a ******* creap
MrGentlemen 0
wow. thats all i can say i kiss my girlfriend any time specifically because i love her and if theres some thing wrong with kissing your girlfriend with a little residue of your own liquid then i don't want to be right. I mean every boy on this comments has they're own preference. So what but i mean come on kissing your girlfriend its fine not homophobic. If you have a problem with kissing your girlfriend with a little bit of semen residue your not truly gonna be a good boyfriend so get over it! !~^Chivalry dish best served warm^~!
FailingFair 0
I love how no one even talks about STDs that are transferred via going down on someone.
jerry10394 0
will you go down on me ?? I'll let you kiss me after
Jason_Q 4
The comments here are mostly retarded. But freaky. :)