Today, I went to a seminar about non-prejudice and acceptance. I spent the whole time being made fun of because of my pink shirt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
Kids, it doesn't get any better
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Sorry!
Today, I walked into a conference room for what I thought was my department meeting. It turned out to be a support group for people with anger management issues. They weren't pleased with my suggestion to "calm down." FML
Class dismissed
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Top comments
tounces7 28
I wish I could say this surprised me, but I learned not long ago from a few friends that communities which preach "Acceptance", such as the LGBT community, are very rarely actually accepting themselves, and often full of cliques and exclusive groups. Seems hypocritical and contrary but that's humans for you.
Charlie Given 28
Umm time for a complaint to whomever was hosting that the point of the seminar was obviously not being taken seriously.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Was it based on Melania Trump’s “Be Best” anti-bullying curriculum? We see how that works out!
Charlie Given 28
Umm time for a complaint to whomever was hosting that the point of the seminar was obviously not being taken seriously.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
If your a guy wearing a pink shirt, you deserve it.
Charlie Given 28
Really because the actor from game of thrones they called The Mountain wears pink all the time and he's married to a very beautiful woman, it's all about how comfortable you are in your own skin☺️
BurnInDemonFire 39
I wear pink, and I'm a guy, and I'm also not the only guy who does, either. If you were being serious, you have the mentality of a 3-year-old, and you should get yourself tested to find out why. If you were trying to be funny, please refer to my previous sentence, and follow the advice provided.
tounces7 28
I wish I could say this surprised me, but I learned not long ago from a few friends that communities which preach "Acceptance", such as the LGBT community, are very rarely actually accepting themselves, and often full of cliques and exclusive groups. Seems hypocritical and contrary but that's humans for you.