Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
calichick3393 2
usually it's the other way around lol
tjziemann 0
duh, YDI for trying!
MegNGreg 0
Lmao. xD
Kayble89 13
Men just need to get OVER it...
katarina956 0
Gross. I don't let my bf kiss me after cuz it's gross. He doesn't have a problem but I wouldnt want him to kiss me after he did whatever.
SookyTurner 4
When i first read this the s s s s seaman for some reason reminded me of na na na na batman! Wtf? Lol
Mourningstar 4
That's dumb. From a medical standpoint, the cum is cleaner than the mouth that milked it. Besides, he must be a boy, a real man doesn't mind kissing the lips that just did him such a favor, but mabey that's just me, I'm not homophobic, even less so when it's mine........whatever
princess907 0
You are nasty
kasparian 0
Hhhhhh
Pyro1921 10
Dump him, my girlfriend wont even give me a bj and i still love her no matter what, he should be greatful you make him cum from a bj