Today, I found out that most of my family has the same fetish as I do. I don't know whether to be revolted or relieved that I'm not the only one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that most of my family is homophobic while discussing Orange Is The New Black. I've only come out to my sister. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that having a "praise kink" is apparently not normal. I didn't even know that was a thing. I thought wanting validation was something that applied to everyone. How comforting it is to know that regularly seeking approval from others is considered abnormal. My mental health is real messed up. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
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Top comments
Lily_Rain77 25
What is this fetish? I'm asking for a friend....
KrazyKatz3 26
How did you find out...?
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Comments (34)
Bubbilility 27
I love FMLs like these, they make my family seem so normal.
kuba22542 2
it could be incest
Cav86 5
It’s definitely incest ?
mattyiscool123 26
Some things just run in the family ?
Lily_Rain77 25
What is this fetish? I'm asking for a friend....
mattyiscool123 26
Knees
KrazyKatz3 26
How did you find out...?
DMo42 14
ikr. is that normal dinner talk.
Cav86 5
They had a family orgy, thus finding out they’re all into incest
chosha_fml 27
By your reaction, maybe both.
Shabnam Moghal 14
What's the fetish?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Google is your friend
PenguinPal3017 19
The fetish, not a fetish. I want to know too!
arioch_fml 20
Asking the OP'S fetish, not the definition lol.
iny0urjuicebox 7
Is it an incest fetish? If so, your future family reunions are gonna siiick!
ARISKomuniszt 24
At least they'd all have fun.
Megan Cole 8
Well what is it, and how did you find out??
AlysiaChanel 16
That just depends on the fetish..