Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
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Top comments
theTravinator 21
Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect
abNormal62 23
She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?
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Comments (114)
KatieKoala 19
That's awkward.
Lily_Rain77 25
those things aren't cheap, make her pay
Ewexz 17
Well... that's a hard one!
tchopper1969 16
lmfao
pastel_fml 18
What were you looking for in her bedside cabinet anyway?
leogachi 15
What was her mom doing opening up her mail? At least Op didn't commit a crime.
Jellysweetheart 23
Some people regularly do... My mom keeps her nail file in her bedside table, as well as her nail polish. If it's always been allowed to go into it, then it's not that weird.
beardedbeard 4
Parents always check if toys are safe for their kids. I don't think they should ALWAYS test.
iwadasn 33
What were you doing rummaging around in her beside cabinet in the first place?
gordjess1 19
I don't know about anyone else but why would you order that online and get it delivered to a house you share with your mother? Just no no no.
chef4money 12
It's just a sex toy. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. If she lives at home, common sense would say that she would have it sent to her home. although she may reconsider that after her mom stole her stuff.
be82tw 17
@45 Most people live at home.
CliffyB03 28
?
Polynomial 28
!
Exaspera 55
Take it back and hide it in your room. See what happens. ;-)
pandor_fml 24
Time to get out the vaporub and teach her a lesson her cooch will never forget... If you're game enough to touch that thing after where it's been