Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
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TurdMonkey 0
i bet during the confusion and laughter at least 20 kids cheated off the person sitting next to them
Tgump 0
How is that even possible? Either way, FYL.
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Comments (85)
Tgump 0
How is that even possible? Either way, FYL.
HahaYDI 0
I dunno, maybe the thought of holding the sneeze distracted the OP from her urge to fart
TheTruth1428 0
OP had to fart as well, and the pressure of holding the sneeze back loosened up things downstairs, letting one rip. YDI for holding the sneeze in while having to fart OP.
americayay 0
Eh. I doubt it will affect her score either way.
Justforlolz 14
In one way, out the other. LOL :D
Glitterbaby2613 20
for a minute there i thought your name said Trump 😂😂😂😂
TurdMonkey 0
i bet during the confusion and laughter at least 20 kids cheated off the person sitting next to them
nazooer 11
HAHAHA YOU SNARTED? Yea this is the only fml ive laughed at in a good while
xdyingxwishx 0
hahaha....snart
Witchcraft_fml 5
Heehee. Fart.
faceblaster3 1
so its just a fart its natural
frankgrimes 4
moron
lacho95 4
that would've been embarassing!
TheGasMaskGuy 0
What hurts the most is when you sneeze so hard you fart.
Screwby25 0
that is absolutely hilarious... sucks big time for you
MissNat_fml 0
lmao... and yes, FYL
crzyry 6
Lol, I would have tried to blame it on the closest person to me!
fakepolice 0
beans beans that magical fruit!!!
UGFTW 0
The more you eat....
ScaryyMary 14
...the more you toot!
skyttlz 32
the more you toot the better you feel