Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
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Top comments
theTravinator 21
Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect
abNormal62 23
She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?
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Comments (114)
aruden 25
With a little soap and water it will be good at new. just don't forget the bleach for your mind
howard007 18
But for a masterbaiting device i dont think any of those will help op
RickySleeves 20
Shoulda just bought a new one. Easier than finding it there.
blackbeltpsycho 16
Ever think she found it by mistake?
annarcheer 19
Maybe you guys buy the same kind of vibrators. That's kind of a scary thought.
VeganDarkLight 31
What did you do in your moms bedside cabinet? If she knew you would be looking in there (like by asking you to get her something), why wouldn't she hide it somewhere else? I voted YLS because I'd be pissed if somebody took away something I ordered for myself and because good vibrators are pretty expensive, but in case you went through her stuff you kinda deserved it. Anyway, I hope your mom gives you the money you spent and you can buy yourself a new toy (I highly recommend Svakom btw, although Fun Factory and Vibe Therapy are nice as well and not that expensive ;))
leogachi 15
I think it's weird that you seem to have to problem with Op's mom opening her mail (a federal offense, even if she's under 18), but you have a problem with Op going through her mother's nightstand (a perfectly normal action in some families).
leogachi 15
I mean don't seem to have a problem with Op's mom opening her mail. I really screwed up on that comment.
Stillo 25
Happy mother's day!!!!
shemademedoit 20
????? priceless
TheElderTROLLZ 15
We've all bought vibrators for our moms at some point, don't be ashamed
ItsDutch 16
A vibrator is something I would never buy for my mother. I'll stick to things like nice clothes/jewelry or anything else she wanted that isn't sex related.
feven 32
Ew why?
chef4money 12
I bought one for my mom, we went to a pure romance party and I told her to pick one. It was one of the last few times we got to do anything before she passed. We had a blast and I think she learned a lot.
ItsDutch 16
Maybe it's different for females, but there are some things I'd personally rather not know. Don't get me wrong she's a grown woman who can do whatever she wants, but that doesn't mean I want to know about it.
missambitious 21
@19 We have? I seriously need to question your family dynamic system, though.
Eloxia 7
Just walk up to her, look her right in the eyes and say "You owe me $(price of it)." If she asks for what, say, "You know for what. And that includes shipping." Then walk away. Maybe that will teach her not to steal your mail.
laden_swallow09 35
Can't be handled any better.
PenguinBitch 44
Nope. You did get scammed. She bought that one.
ber4fun 23
does she routinely open your packages? if so that is another problem that needs discussing.
usetheForceduh1 2
Let's go with "things you don't share with your mom" for $800, Alex.