Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
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Top comments
theTravinator 21
Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect
abNormal62 23
She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?
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Comments (114)
CoGhostRider 31
I would just let her keep it.
gte225 11
Let her keep it, but her mother should pay OP.
incoherentrmblr 22
Agreed, since she "snatched" it from you, just make her pay for a new one, and a different kind/color if needed...
1dvs_bstd 41
'There's love in sharing'
TheBelt 19
Mabey she needed it more than O.P.
JKROB 16
early mothers day present
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Plot twist: op is a man...
theTravinator 21
Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect
nmw404 6
Maybe she needed it worse than you did?
Purexinsanity 46
Doesn't really excuse the fact that the mother stole it though
abNormal62 23
She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?
MalcolmRodrigues 9
Test driving for over two months? She surely cares for her daughter! /s
abNormal62 23
Safety first Her child is worth it
tintarroja 31
Surely she needed it more than you do!
sorryheadphones 26
Yeah... I'd just buy a new one
Ritokage 3
...with her credit card
dakatabg 31
She snagged it from you
MrConcise 35
I thought it walked there itself.
1221jamw 11
Is this an FML for you or your father?
taytwat 7
lots of guys know and enjoy the fact that their partners have toys...
False_Stupidity 42
Agreed #63, I even bought my partner a toy to use. It's fun to help her with that use too ;)
Daevas 18
I bet she was absolutely "buzzing" with jealousy when it came in the mail.
Catdragon 40
buy a new one. no way in hell would I use something that's been on or in my mom.
Welshite 40
Well, considering you came out of your mom...
thatguynamedsky 32
yeah but theres no way im going back in there
devildog562 33
I beg to differ. I don't think op wants to get back in her but I'm sure someone would.
Catdragon 40
I can't use myself
DoomSkuller 28
Well, why not?
domolovesyoshi 33
Or demand the mother pay her the price of the vibrator then buy a new one that's what i'd do