Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
You what?
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
Dumbasses
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
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Lars93 18
I was 5 it's pretty normal to have the "sex talk" as in, explaining where baby's come from
CoGhostRider 31
Everyone is different but I think that is way too young.
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CoGhostRider 31
Everyone is different but I think that is way too young.
chosha_fml 27
It's not too young if she asked, but to a child that age you would just give very plain, non-graphic information that answers her questions, but leaves it at that.
TheBelt 19
Children are never too young to know about their body, as long as your mother told it the appropriate way I think it's fine.
Just_A_Tree 20
I had learned about sex because I had an older brother and older friends. When they told me, it wasn't anywhere near a full description. It was only that a man and a women came together and made a child by having sex. OP, if you're honestly worried about you're daughter being too young, it probably won't make any difference in the long run and probably has little significance until she can comprehend it. And in any case, kids gotta grow up eventually. And though age six is a bit too early to be sharing any detail, it's not too early to start talking about small things.
theTravinator 21
Time to start supervising your own mother, hopefully she wasn't too graphic about it
Acerhawk 24
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That is messed up on so many levels.
Definefailure 4
why is this getting down voted it is messed up
PhinIt2WinIt 24
#58 because it is like a no sh¡t moment.
laden_swallow09 35
No, it's not because it's a "no shit" moment; it's because knowledge is power. Ignorance is only bliss to the one who remains willfully ignorant. You can certainly plug your ears and sing "O, Canada", but the rest of us still have to put up with you.
pureportedpear 27
Well, you can't excactly have "the talk" too early in life, so I do not see a big problem here.
iwadasn 33
I think the problem is that the grandmother took it upon herself to give her the talk. It should be the parents' decision when and how to broach that subject.
Nilorak 24
It was her mom not Grandmother.
ChristianH39 30
It was OP's mom, making it the kids grandmother.
hello2408 2
that's exactly what i was thinking.
Aimeejasmine 15
Maybe the girl doesn't trust her own mum to take her seriously enough to talk about sex so she went to the grandmother.
abNormal62 23
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Children are never too young too learn about their bodies a well as good touch/bad touch, provided it's shared with them in an age appropriate manner. Way to go mom
Catdragon 40
especially after reading these stories of 10 year olds having sex. better learn it young than on the streets.
WhiteMagickz 16
I agree, however it won't be the mother OP's daughter will be coming to with questions. It will be OP, and OP may not be prepared to answer the questions. OP's mother should have asked permission before she said anything like that the the daughter.
Headcrab 29
I wholeheartedly agree.
Mauskau 36
When I was 5, my sister explained to me what sex was. However she did it so badly, I thought just sitting on a chair counted as sex, so I felt really bad when sitting on anything.
876t786t6oi 12
LOL
tdawg91 17
I'm with #5 on this, it depends what kind of talk it was and how it was delivered. My year old daughter knows the correct terms for all of her body parts, what happens to a womans body during puberty. I babysit my friends 1 year old son so she knows what a penis is and my friend is also studying to be a midwife so my daughter has seen all the photos in her text books of where babies come from..... But I wouldn't allow anyone other than myself or a professional (such as a doctor or health teacher) to discuss the ACTUAL sex talk with her
jtfrisch 22
I think everyone is missing the point that the sex talk should not come from grandmom
lexa1love 16
As a medical professional I have had the unfortunate experience of dealing with 10-12 year old girls giving birth. Most of the time they have these crazy thoughts about ways you won't get pregnant, like being on top, or standing up directly after. It is vital for kids to be informed properly on this topic at a younger age, yes a six year old does not need all of the specifics but you can at least explain the concepts and basics, doing this can help protect them from predators also. However, it was not the grandmothers place to explain it without first talking to the mother.
kirasant 19
#84 has it right. While it's totally okay to explain things to a young kid (I knew how babies were made at that age), grandma should have left it for OP to do it.
tdawg91 17
Oh god, my FIVE year old, not year old
copperlund 14
That's a little early, don't ya think? ?
Steve95401 49
It's not too early if The Talk is done in a way that is appropriate for her age.
copperlund 14
That's very true, I hope it was age appropriate!
nix1993 41
It doesn't matter if it was appropriate for her age or not, it's not her moms place to give the sex talk to a child that isn't hers. I really wouldn't be impressed if my mom or my mother in law took it upon themselves to have that kind of discussion with my child without me knowing about it first.
Welshite 40
I'll bet she even made practical anatomy demonstrations using apples and bananas.
Soloman212 28
What does the apple represent??
Lars93 18
I was 5 it's pretty normal to have the "sex talk" as in, explaining where baby's come from
RickySleeves 20
Probably a good idea these days
aruden 25
Hey better safe then sorry