Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
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Top comments
Imahussla 0
WTF are you borrowing yo momma underwear
ktl_fml 0
the same make & model, or the exact same vibe? cuz there is a HUGE difference.
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Comments (93)
CZWolf 0
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it was a good one I'm sure, big and black?
Straka 0
uh the same kind or the same exact vibrator?cuz, that's nasty
Blondie08_fml 0
u both r freaking weirdos
fuzzywazzy012 0
Eeewwwww mommy underwear, wouldnt she have granny pannties?
owneditup 0
ne1 who has ever borrowed underwear from ne1 especially their parents always deserved it.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
85 so you would rather wear dirty underwear?
flossingpancake 18
I would rather wash mine
ktl_fml 0
the same make & model, or the exact same vibe? cuz there is a HUGE difference.
DarksideDoll 31
I just flipped my lid! Same thing shot through my mind immediately after. Damn it OP! Specify!
Imahussla 0
WTF are you borrowing yo momma underwear
spenceroone3 0
lol
z_vet 0
How do a person runs out of underwear in a first place? Leave alone the vibrator, it's another story...
Crotcho_fml 0
your speech is just impeccable, Z. you must've been talking at a very young age, cause you're just so advanced.
sammyprosnit 8
it's because. if you're going to correct someone, make sure you do it right.
rhiley 26
English is probably Z's second language? Don't be an asshole?
TryToBeKind 0
You mean your mother uses your vibrator or one that looks just like yours? Make sure you still have your own, I guess that would clear it up. Or, buy another one and write MINE on it in permanant marker
haleyashton 0
not only do you have the same vibrator but you wear the same underwear? bravo.
cyndee_2010 0
your sick, for borrowing your moms underwear and dont even get me started on the vibrator
SBurrke 11
How the hell is that sick? Sometimes all my clothes are being washed so borrow my dads boxers. Don't be such *******.
Emma Marshall 19
It's ****** weird. How do you even fit your mums/dads underwear....
Zerogreg 0
You should use them together.
Chickmechanic69 0
thats disgusting.... either buy more underwear or do your friggen laundry
Mandy0107 0
You probably should have gone the safe route and said you were borrowing a pair of socks.....