Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
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Top comments
theTravinator 21
Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect
abNormal62 23
She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?
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Comments (114)
bleedingglitter 24
Well it is hers now... Cut your losses and just order a new one.
leogachi 15
If my mom stole from me, I definitely wouldn't cut my losses.
bleedingglitter 24
It's not like she spent that much money on it and she isn't getting it back so it seems like a decent plan.
mikbrooke 25
#74 how do you know how much money the OP spent on it? for all you know, it could be one of the more expensive ones.
bleedingglitter 24
Because I am assuming she is a teenager and that is why she lives with her mom.
leogachi 15
It doesn't matter how much she spent. Your mom is supposed to be the person who you can trust more than anyone else and as soon as she steals something from you, no matter what it might have been, it can damage your relationship forever.
xapocxbiggunx 4
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munchly 17
Does she go through all your mail? Parent fail
pyrexicpoet 18
Snatched it from you
kavyashahs 16
Give her a present saying happy Mother's Day.
Mooglefox 24
Could have your mother pay you back because it is a federal crime to open someone else's mail
russfml 31
I like your thinking ruin a family relationship over a *****. That would make for a story
leogachi 15
It's better than pretending that your own mother stealing from you isn't a problem.
FrostyNipz19 12
Well time to throw that away
Desi_D123 27
Well, at least you and your mom have similar tastes, OP.
Desticles69 13
hahaha gross
nysucker 8
Haven't you realised she has been in a better mood the last two months. Is it worth ruining that? Your not going to use it now so might as well let her keep it.