Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
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Top comments
theTravinator 21
Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect
abNormal62 23
She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?
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Comments (114)
mustangbravo 27
FML with mom's vibrator.
chrisseesyou 11
Tell her to buy you a new one
iRambo 12
Ever thoughts maybe the Mom is ashamed to get one herself? But the thing is the Mom shouldn't take someone else's mails.
vikky538 29
You have been scammed by your mother
dreadlocmask 15
Make it an early Christmas for her
int15 18
I had to re-read that FML. At first I thought you found in your mom. That would be a totally different story.
bigjon75 9
Like mother like daughter
blondemistress 7
Does your mom not know its illegal to open other peoples nail over the age of 16?! Also I'd make her pay for stealing it and confront her about opening your packages its wrong firstly but stealing the contents is just worse.
jayemerald17 25
I'd be so mad, she stole from you and opened your mail. Both are crimes. -.-"
MaT30123 19
If she wants to steal from you, that can be her Mother's Day gift. Then she can't complain when she doesn't get anything else ;)