Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
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Top comments
theTravinator 21
Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect
abNormal62 23
She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?
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Comments (114)
MadJessTic 29
I hope you plan on charging her and ordering a new..different..one for yourself
jeriaslovesyou 16
I wouldn't know whether to be mad about the money or the fact that I just found out my mom has the same taste in toys. XD
stashedglock 7
Probably don't want that one anymore..
poppunkette 22
Well at least your mother got a buzz! Maybe next time get it delivered discreetly somewhere else? Like work if your coworkers won't open your mail! Hahaha still it's funny!
chef4money 12
I would ask her to repay you. obviously you are both old enough to use vibrators, so you are old enough to call her out on it. It's a sex toy, nothing to be embarrassed about, maybe she will offer to buy you a new one. Now you know to have them delivered to an address that begins to someone you can trust. She must have been hard up to steal her daughter's sex toy.
captainsmegma 12
Run her batteries down and hide the new ones. You'll have the last laugh when she's has that itch and no vibro for her clit.
Clevelandians 17
Use it as an excuse to steal her credit card, take a picture, put it back, log it into Amazon and buy her five more.
amanda182 19
I wouldn't even know how to bring that conversation up with my mother..
sandman676 20
That's a bit nasty
mcamilli 14
That sucks! Order a new one and give the delivery guy instructions to NOT hand it over to your mom!