Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
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Top comments
theTravinator 21
Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect
abNormal62 23
She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?
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Comments (114)
figure_of_bleach 0
Sharing is caring..
Drosophila82 18
You should implicitly ask her to write a review on the site from where you ordered! Like leave a note on with the website info and the request on the cabinet!
mine___turtles10 13
Dafuq?
noluckimblessed 11
that's not the problem here.
Blkmoon 17
damn that sucks, next time make sure your there for themail delivery
imyourpoison 10
holy fuch haha
emilytheperson 17
Noooooooo! D:
trumpy 9
bitch! demand she pay you back
Chibicase 19
She opened a package with your name on it and stole what was inside? I would be so pissed
beansnrice 8
wash it before use