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Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Lois
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
swtkiss1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Mygawdwhy
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Ab
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Anonymous
Godalming, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I sent a photo of my flat to my mother to show her how tidy I’d made it. What I didn’t realise was that my lube and sex toys were also included in the photo of the bedroom. FML
Sarah
United Kingdom
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
laydeegaga
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
DanniRae
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Top comments
lifeis4me 20
It’s better to have a parent that’s supportive and not one that’s extremely religious
Leeono 26
Please tell us there was not any demonstration!
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Leeono 26
Please tell us there was not any demonstration!
lifeis4me 20
It’s better to have a parent that’s supportive and not one that’s extremely religious
pjsr 33
Wth does this have to do with being religious?
97mailo 17
It’s against religion to pleasure your self, so if her mom was religious she might have asked her to throw away all her toys or she will go to hell
DragonMaiden7 15
Religious people are usually assholes who have a stick up their ass put there by an imaginary wizard in the sky instead of a ***** up their ass for a fun time
WHSKitty4ever 23
I think maybe means that at least she wasn’t all, “this is nasty, masturbation will “make you blind””,” that type of thing.
real life problems 26
Were hers better?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Aren't you the same person who walked in on her boyfriend letting the neighbor's boy visit him via the tradesman's entrance, or do you just coincidentally have the same user name? If that was you, also, you really have bad luck with sex, and you have my sympathies.
Donut_Wizard 23
It’s the new trading game. Collect them all!
Charlie Given 28
Was there any ***** sword fighting 😂🤣🤣
Glowworm56 27
Gee, thanks, mom.
pjsr 33
Now whenever you use yours, it will be impossible to not imagine your mom using hers. If your mom was trying to get you to stop masturbating, she has succeeded
alainopotato 20
This sounds exactly like the start to a “Mom’s Teach Sex” **** where she’s conveniently your step mom
mightyjoe2 11
Are u a girl then just it’s just disturbing and you’ve been scarred for life damn feel sorry for you