Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.
zerkabaius 0
just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways
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Comments (187)
musicjenn 3
i don't think anyone's ****** face is very attractive...if it is you're probably faking it
NonImmigrant 0
YDI for having an ugly face
JHUGO20 0
i dont know what everyone is bitching about, when i lost my virginity it was awesome, you all must suck hella bad, i did lose mine to a ***** though, hmmmmm,
djb23 0
did you show him your "O" face?
BladeSlayer 0
Tell him, ''Oh, next time I'll try to look less ugly when I fake an ******.''
_pk_ 0
Meh. You'll get to know what "mind-blowing sex" really is.
chickenwing 0
I orgasmed my first time. My bf and I lost it to eachother. He went after like 5 seconds but he just put on another rubber and we went back at it for like 5 mor eminutes until I got off. It felt mind-blowing and incredible at the time. We've had much better really mind-blowing sex since then but it still felt amazing at the time. It hella hurt too at first but that went away quickly. To OP: your ex-bf is a dick. You deserve better.
NiNA_BOBiNA 0
YDI for having an ugly ****** face juss kiding that sucks! but your better off without him cuz you dont need an asshole like that in your life he shouldnt of broken up with you for havin an ugly ****** face thats just a stupid reason..i bet his was ugly too
Imawhalerider 0
just so you know he wasn't a virgin
Moemoemoe_fml 0
O_o On the plus side, if you orgasmed on your first time, you're a rarity and will probably have a wonderful sex life from now on! (hopefully with a nicer guy.)