Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.
zerkabaius 0
just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways
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Comments (187)
wackodongo 0
yea this is probably fake girls dont enjoy it that much their first time
egaonogenki 0
He is one SHALLOW boyfriend.
FoundManyLemons 0
Fake. First time sex is not mind-blowing. Hell, if it was his first, he should have been load-blowing within the minute. Can we get some mods in here to shut down the racism?
generalsmith2 0
You are a shameful disgrace of a human being. You having sexual relations before being married is vile and foul beyond description. May you be cursed with pains for the rest of your life
purplestuff_fml 0
YOU BEST BE TROLLIN'
generalsmith2 0
haha i posted too late to get all the serious flamers
bollywood_rocks 0
Wooowwww.... I wonder why you aren't dribbling down your chin with quotes from the bible. Idiot! Apparently you also missed the part where you're a horrible person for judging OP. OP, like some said, if someone broke up with you over something as stupid as this, then THEY don't deserve you and you are better off without them. I'll also have to agree that the first time is either awkward,painful or both. You'll also feel let down because the person you "love" left and you feel used. I know the feeling. Why did you wait for so long before you slept with him? You were going to sleep with him anyway,why make him wait for that long? Me thinks that was the only reason he hung around.
generalsmith2 0
judging her sin and evil wrongdoings do not make me a horrible person. her vile and despicable behavior makers her a horrible person. may your penis rot off
CFR 0
I guess we're all ****** then...no pun intended.
wandererer 0
Close minded much?
BlahBlahBlah_99 6
Man, you must have a pretty big stick wedged up your ass. I cannot stand people who are so uptight and close-minded like this. I'm Catholic, but I don't agree with several things the Church says you should do or think. Even I believe they need to stay out of people's bedrooms and doctors' offices. Does that make me a bad Catholic? It depends on how you look at it. But I have a brain, I intend to use it, and I suggest you start doing the same instead of judging other people's actions.
cherlana32 0
hahahaha so true
blinnk57 0
I love how FMLs about sex seem to bring out the judgmental people... and by that, I mean all of the people saying "FAKE." It think this FML's pretty feasible. For example, despite never having vaginal intercourse, the OP considered it "mind-blowing" because she's actually managed to ********** herself to an ****** before, but the one she got from the guy "blew her mind" by comparison. As for the guy, there are plenty of reasons that he could have lasted long enough to give her that ****** without blowing his load in
blinnk57 0
... less than one minute. Damned character limit.
elphie0709 0
It's possible for a girl to ****** her first time, and for it not to hurt. Granted, it is a small percantage of women who have a first experience WITHOUT pain and WITH pleasure, but I'm part of that small group. My (now ex) boyfriend and I lost out virginities to each other, and it was an absolutley wonderful experience, better than I could have ever imagined, and at the time "mind-blowing" is a phrase I probably would have used. When you are inexperienced, your definition of mind-blowing sex is different from those who have had sex multiple times. Give the poor girl a break.
quantum_insanity 0
What an idiot. (Your boyfriend, not you.) Look on the bright side though. Your first time was good! Not many people can say that.
KarenxWearsxPrad 0
Wow fyl
quantum_insanity 0
And the rest of you should realise that just because YOUR first experience wasn't good it's not possible for it to be good for anyone else. And even if you're a virgin you know if something is mind blowing if it feel really good... anyone can recognise pleasure. It might be even more mind blowing for the OP next time.