Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Good choice with making him no longer your best friend. If she's that easily convinced and that easily betrayed... You're better off.
rukusrazor 0
You play the bass don't you.
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Comments (156)
redbluegreen 41
Good choice with making him no longer your best friend. If she's that easily convinced and that easily betrayed... You're better off.
tyhillman 0
@1 What lol? @OP Start a new band. Become great. Then teabag the guy who kicked you out.
stjulien 0
tu sers a rien
bl00dthorn 0
ydi for starting a band
wingedspiritus 0
Why the hell was #1's moderated? o_o
Twin_Uzis 0
Sounds like it's time introduce face to lead pipe.
GreenMeanie 0
I like this guy! You, OP, not so much.
Reyo 2
@OP: um...kick his ass? How was that NOT your first option?
midwestjerk 0
Now is the time to pull out the "I suppose now is the time to tell you that I've tested positive for AIDS" card.
Dcvictorious 0
YES!, Epic Win!
Girreth 7
You should've been all like "F*ck yeah! I don't have to play with you shitty people anymore AND that dumb bitch won't annoy the **** out of me anymore! Woo!".
CHRISHAJEK 4
agreed
borkchop1992 15
this is when its time to curb stomp some bitches
UpYourself 0
Wow your life does suck
what_the_fail 0
Wow how does he in anyway deserve this.. this is horrible his life sucks.
jpwdragon 0
DUDE, You got 0WN3D!
BrotherTheo 31
Sorry dude. On the + side, if she's left you at such a time, you're probibly better off without her.
th_fml 0
Agreed. Leave her. Good they deserve each other! Hope ur uncle gets better.
rukusrazor 0
You play the bass don't you.
123sploosh 0
I SLAPUH DUH BASS MAAHHN
howard039 0
lmao
LewJH 0
I lol'd.
greenltrn2003 0
rotfl
snavula 0
Damn son, you sure can take a lot of shit from someone before realizing their douchiness. Its still okay if you wanna kick his ass, it'd totally be legit.
kadeouir 0
U really must be a loser, I mean that'd take a lot of convincing, 1 to get all the band members to agree to u being kicked out and 2 getting your gf to leave u as well, the guy only had 3 days therefore it must have been easy for him causing me to believe u r intact a loser!
the_stereotype 0
nah, OP got PLAYED *badam dssshh*
jciihn 0
Riiiight! A bunch of people talk shit behind his back. One instigator especially and he must be a loser for being taken advantage of while he went and saw his dying uncle. Your logic is retarded much like you and your grammar #8. It's shit people like you #8 that treat people this way. Eat a dick!
vedaogbe 0
dats mean
keenflow 2
U dnt have much room to talk man. That profile pic makes u look like u do eat dick.
tWitt3rBuG 0
Sounds like an episode of Corey In The House! Your chick is such a flake if she goes!
teentee401 37
How in the hell is this connected to a Disney show in any way, shape, or form?
GracefulDemoniac 0
FYL for having a crappy best friend and girlfriend. You're better off without parasites like that in your life. Chin up, there are better people out there, even if doesn't always seem that way.
Jman1906 2
Its pounding time!
Jimboom 12
Kick his goddam ass!! Best to do this either in front of his girl or his band. That way they will lose respect for his pansy ass. And if your too weak to kick his ass then destroy his life in some other way. Plant drugs on him and call the cops, cover his genitals in peanut butter and get a dog to lick it off while he is asleep. Then take pictures and post them everywhere! Something. You MUST get revenge otherwise people will walk over you for the rest of your life.. ok, perhaps not. But still. Revenge is called for.
phukNandrew 0
I agree. Dont be a little bitch!
BaglMinionz 8
OP, take your vengeance, but do it slowly, sometimes vengeance is best served with a side of suspense. This is fml so I think I'm obligated to say something dumb. Don't be a bitch, bitch.