Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.
zerkabaius 0
just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways
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Comments (187)
fmskat3r 0
YDI for being an ugly fat bitch.
xevioso 0
He's not a virgin.
laurenftw 0
LOL!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHa i don't care if this is fake or not it's ******* hilarious!
katied4224 0
He wanted a piece. I don't know what guy waits 9 months though...
R24Capitol 0
If you just lost your virginity, how the bloody hell do you know it was mindblowing?
xBlessedxInxSINx 0
Well all I can say is you better practice your face before you do it again lol.
Layneebby 0
My boyfriend and i are virgins and just because he's a virgin doesn't mean he doesn't know how to hold out and just cause i'm a virgin doesn't mean that i have never had an ******. It's called oral, masturbation, or just fooling around with each other. Ever think she might have used a toy and it didn't hurt her? Just cause they're virgins doesn't mean anything.
0ats 0
The point is that he had never seen her ****** face before, which meant he never gave her an ******. So, if they had fooled around, he was unsuccessful. Therefore, it's unlikely that he would've suddenly been successful with sex when it's a lot to take in the first time as a guy. If they'd never fooled around, I very highly doubt he'd have been successful simply because he doesn't know what she prefers or what works for her. Although I'm not denying it's possible to have mind-blowing sex the first time, the lack of a previous ****** together makes me go, yeah right.
wolfpackchick10 0
My boyfriend broke up with me an hour after sex one day too (although, it wasn't our first time). It really sucks...and hurts. I'm so sorry sweetie!!
milli123_fml 0
hes probably gay
Sparkey 0
It sounds to me like he maybe wasn't really ready for sex yet and panicked afterwards.