Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.
zerkabaius 0
just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways
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akjax 0
That's why you don't wait 9 months to have sex. YDI. Also, how the hell do you know it's mind blowing?
cutebebe778 0
I actually kindof agree with that. It's not like you were trying to wait for marriage to have sex, so why not have it sooner? I definitely respect you for having your morals and not playing it easy, but 9 months is WAY too long. He broke up with you cause he had to wait that long, and after waiting for so long to have sex with someone you actually do expect it to be *mind blowing*, but it's quite obvious it wasn't as good as he expected. Still, FYL I guess...but you can do alot better.
wrengirl 0
Seriously - it's her first time, and you think that 9 months is too long to be in a relationship before you get to the intercourse? Maybe it was her first boyfriend. Considering that, I think nine months is actually a pretty reasonable length of time to spend getting to know someone before getting down with them. Or maybe I'm just not a *****, who knows?
cutebebe778 0
Good for you. I never said anything along the lines of 'You should've had sex with him the first week you started dating.' Believe it or not, I have pretty high standards for myself..and I believe if you're really serious about someone, you should enforce a 3 month rule. That is, wait 3 months to get intimate with the guy you're dating. Everyone has their own beliefs/opinions/morals but IMO I think making a guy wait longer than 3-4 months to have sex with you is too much..and results in things like this FML happening, where a guy waits and waits for his girlfriend to put out to him and when she finally does, he dumps her cause the sex isn't as amazing as he anticipated. Again, that's just my opinion..and if you think having sex with a guy *before* the 9-month mark is considered being a *****, give me a break.
wrengirl 0
All I'm trying to say is that they were *both* virgins - taking it slow isn't necessarily a bad thing. I would have wanted to wait a little longer than a few months before my first time to make sure I knew the guy - which is apparently a goal she didn't really achieve, if she didn't notice how shallow he was. 3 to 4 months for someone who's been there a time or two and knows what she's getting herself into, sure. Makes sense. But for a first time, I think the longer wait is reasonable.
Layneebby 0
You guys really think 9 months is too long to wait to have sex if you're not going to wait till you get married.? Wow. That's why there are so many pregnant single teen mom's out there. They give it up with in a month, the guy doesn't like them and they end up with a baby. Love waits, even if it isn't till marriage. Have some respect for yourselves.
Cool_Energy 0
Hahahahahaha looks like you got played! Gotta give the guy props that is the worst excuse I have ever heard.
kangaroo62 2
ydi for having a bad ****** face
dreadillusion 0
You realize the fact he thinks your ****** face is bad means he wasn't a virgin correct? Because in order for it to be bad, he had to have something to compare it to. Which would be the other women he was boning. Likely in those 9 months.
DWdizzy 0
read every comment. and now even im convinced.
edenkylie 0
haha yeah agreed. my boyfriend looks hilarious when he cums.
Countryboy11 0
what she was saying in the FML is that she had sex for the first time with him, but it wasn't her first time having sex.
starvingxartist 0
um. no. she clearly says "lost our virginity to each other".
FuzzyWalnuts 0
You scarred him for life. Good job.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Bullshit. Even with a little Asian ****, no girl enjoys being penetrated the first time. Even small dicks stretch a tight ******.
AMOGed 0
Funny how the people most obsessed with the size of Asian penises are supposedly heterosexual white men.
pedegg 0
1. How do you KNOW it was mind-blowing if it was your first time? You have nothing to compare it to. 2. Being in China doesn't mean she and her boyfriend are both Chinese, racist bastards. 3. He just wanted in your pants, that's a BS reason for a breakup. FHL for having to stick it out for 9 whole months.