Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.
zerkabaius 0
just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways
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Comments (187)
Aish_fml 0
Bahahahahahahhaaa! #100 made my day.
uj_fml 4
Just because everyone elses first time sucked, doesn't mean theirs had to. Some people practice, some people are just good at sex. And to the FML, that is really sucky.
ultravioletlight 0
OP: Most peoples' are. He's in for a nasty shock. You're better off without him. Everyone else: Btw, not everyone has a terrible first-time experience. And if you haven't got any experience to go by, then it might well seem mind-blowing.
guinevere 0
Sounds like that guy is going to be having a lot of disappointing sexual experiences in his life.
dreaaathomas 0
there's no way OP had an ****** the first time she had sex!
tranekfny 0
how can it be "mind blowing" the first time?
RavishMe77 0
Give her a break. Just because some of your first times weren't that great doesn't mean she's not allowed to feel that hers was mindblowing. It's not like it's been scientifically proven that first time sex can't be that good or that girls can't climax on their first time. It's unlikely, yes, but not impossible. And OP, that really sucks.
Poochie22 0
U will find the right one.
antwar23 0
sounds like he's a bitchass, look for a real man
CrystavielLinden 0
A first time can be mind blowing ya big meanies! I hate to say it though, I have the feelingthat he was just trying to get laid, and after he did that's why he broke up with you. Besides, no one really has a great "O face".