Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.
zerkabaius 0
just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways
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Comments (187)
live_my_life245 0
i agree 100% #22
intotheblue 0
Umm. After nine months, you really had NO hints that this guy was an asshole? Seriously?
tinyphreak 0
Maybe he had such a tiny dick that it didn't hurt and she's really sensitive -- there's your mind blowing sex right there. Anyway, more to the point, I agree with #6 and #8.
jonnymohio 2
Methinks he wasn't a virgin. He was just trying to get in your pants, succeeded, and good-bye.
cutebebe778 0
My thoughts exactly. He was probably playing the 'let's see how long it'll take to get in her pants' game, and looking for an excuse (quite a retarded excuse if you ask me) to break up with you. Don't worry about him, he's an amateur..if he broke up with you for such a silly reason he's better off doing one night stands with more experienced *****. You're much better off without him.
lmmmr 0
That's a lot of work for a one night stand.
lazylacey 0
I agree with number 30 =]
Qorbobo 0
thats fu*king funny :))) and sad :(
Sillyecho 0
So, tell him that there is no pretty ****** face (even though I am sure it exists), and if he ever sees one it's because the girl is faking...that will keep him messed up for life! lol!
Eelusive 0
I'm guessing he wasn't a virgin.
jaxsk 0
I IN NO WAY believe this is real. 1. if you both were losing your virginty, I can promise it wasn't mind blowing sex, and if you thought it was, you are quite clueless. 2. I honestly don't know any guy who isn't into a girl's ****** face, no matter how ugly you personally think it is - that's part of the ****** face, the uncontrolled look of it that guys like. I call bullshit on this fml.
LoveUWAllMyHeart 1
im sorry, that sucks. i dont know why everyone has to bag on the op! stop being judgemental and arrogant!