Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.
zerkabaius 0
just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways
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Comments (187)
FMLgirlx3 0
he used you for the sex. guys will do anything to get in your pants, including waiting nine months. you'll find a better guy; trust me :)
grimmelok 0
FAKE, two virgins could never have mind-blowing sex
letitbe56 0
You were BOTH virgins and it was mind-blowing? I'm not buying it.
prettykitty123 0
Hah really tho ugly faces and noises durring sex is kind of a deal breaker..
prettykitty123 0
Hah really tho ugly faces and noises durring sex is kind of a deal breaker..
doomkitten19 0
That really sucks, but the guy is obviously a jerk and not good enough for you anyway. And to everyone saying you can't have good sex the first time--maybe your first time sucked, but it's not like that for everyone. Don't rag on her just because she had a better experience than you!
aatomkins 0
THAT IS SO NOT TRUE! Sex first time for me (female) didn't hurt at all and I actually DID ******! It sounds stupid but maybe I'm just bigger inside haha :) Theres no reason for the guy to blow his load early if he's has experiance with oral etc (:
supercatgirl 0
it didnt hurt me teh first time, there others ways to loose your hymen then sex.. and all teh guys i been with that never had it before lasted for an hour at least the first time.
annacd 6
chicks thinking they ****** the first time they have sex are deranged wishers
jeremymg91 0
Something tells me he wasn't a virgin.
perfectgrl6971 0
that's really sad!!
sashafierce123 0
Even if he wasn't a virgin, her first time would be extremely painful and not "mind blowing." any way you slice it the story doesn't really make sense. Either its a fake or she's not telling the truth
xjessx 0
That sucks.