Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Collection
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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lol
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You're fired!
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Rule #1 when starting a new job: don't be late. YDI.
robc32ca 4
should have shown up on time!
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robc32ca 4
should have shown up on time!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Dey tuk yer job!
mona_is_here 10
20, love the south park reference :D
nommnom_fml 0
Durk de Dur!
XxDevilxXGt 26
10 minutes is actually a lot... if I'm late to class 1 minute I get in trouble.. and that's in school... in a job I suppose more than 2 would be bad >.>
iTaylor 0
yeah why were you late?
dgame 3
And I thought they had pounds in london not the dollars
fakeaccountX 6
Oof. That's heavy stuff, man.
ericownz101 0
ydi for using fake money
BDTM 0
83 win
I_Love_Carina 0
YDI for not using the US Dollar
sexybeastsexybea 0
don't be tardy for the party. I was the first to say that this time! I think.
VraelVhalen 0
95 in case you didn't notice China's economy is actually far worse than the US's and Russia is probably doing just to spite us: "Stupid Americans, think they have it so hard"
Airfox3 6
99 Do your research first. Sure the US GDP is higher than Chinas, but have you checked the balance of payments (BoP)? It shows that China is doing good whilst USA is way down on the minus side. Just saying.
dustbunny10 0
^^ agreed! also 99, in case you haven't noticed, china has double the population than US! I give them prop for doing so well and some more! Whilst US is in debt to China in the trillion!
inevality 12
$13.050826460886 trillion, to be exact. XD
capilot 10
First day at a new job, get up REAL early and Show Up On Time. Everybody knows that. Except you. Except now you know it too. Sorry you had to learn it the hard way. Seriously, most jobs have an orientation session to start with. If you're late, you keep the entire orientation session waiting. And if there's no orientation session, then your boss was probably waiting to greet you at the door and show you your job, and you kept your boss waiting. Dumb move.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
99- Is it just me or is that an sxephil reference I smell?
Wasterni 0
lies 114 by the time you posted that I guarantee that it went up by atleast a couple million.
sematariux 7
lol I got it, XD
A7X2012 0
When going to a new job always show up early its a good image and shows u want to work
Doortje 30
Rule #1 when starting a new job: don't be late. YDI.
kofinater 3
I feel like you should be extra early on the first day, and 10 min is really late...
KingDingALing 9
Rule #2 when starting a new job: Suck off your boss to get a promotion.
Doortje 30
Rule #2.1 when starting a new job: if your boss is female, eat pussy in order to get promotion.
KingDingALing 9
It was me! I corrupted Doortje! Now I shall disappear into the night, leaving no trace...
Doortje 30
It was GotALife, please kill her, I promise I won't say a word! Lots of love and kisses and hot sex.
C6Racer 0
Hot sex? Where?
tygerarmy 35
The hot sex was here. But you were 10 minutes late.
ifeelfckd 0
tygerarmy win
Orion1434 5
Due to GotALife no longer being here, I can only assume the deed is done and they've got a life no more.
quaddrummer93 0
You probably should not have been late then
Trace01m 11
Don't be late for a $600 a week job.. especially on your first day. YDI
mona_is_here 10
That's why it's a $600 a week job. The higher the wage is, the higher are the demands.
andyrios03 0
I love Russian u
CANNIBALx 0
uh, that's not even alot of money. that's $28,800 a year (before taxes)
mista_smitty 0
dont be late bitch
jessaiee 17
Now now, no need to be rude
xstolix 1
You totally deserve it. Having that opportunity you should have shown up ten minutes earlier... Dumb ass
macskapingvin 0
$600 for a week? Wow, the last time someone gave me a job I had to pay her that much just for an hour!
fabo914 0
lol funny!
kelseymag 0
late is late
ShadyFTW1 0
That was clever... wait, no it wasn't.
Ninjafriends 1
Why is it so hard for some of you to understand that you did this to yourself??