Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.
zerkabaius 0
just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways
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guitar12 0
you should have added a pic
AlyshaDeShae 10
I'm guessing that the sex wasn't all that great and now that you finally let him in your pants and he realized that you suck (and maybe won that bet with the football team), then he's done with you. Sorry, but I feel for the guy. He waits nine months for sex and then it's lousy!? Poor guy! Haha, I'm about half joking. O_o He probably thought it sucked and used the ugly face excuse to not have to do it with you again.
CrimsonImpact 0
Wow, that really sucks. You'd think after spending that much time waiting for each other that he would care more about you than that. I really feel terrible for you. I am generally against jumping to conclusions, but it almost seems like maybe he was lying to you about him being a virgin. I obviously don't know him, but that's the only conclusion I can come to that involves him breaking up with you for something so inconsequential as the face that you make when he pleases you. If he really was a virgin, then his reaction wouldn't make sense - you'd think he'd be so pleased at giving you an ****** that he'd love whatever your face looked like during.
Quest_ 13
I agree with #22! It gets really annoying and draining to see a thread full of "FAKE" and "BUT YOUR VIRGINS YOU LIER". I would absolutely describe my first time as the OP did, not necessarily due to the physical pleasure, but the emotional intimacy and how special it was for both of us. And contrary to what some people might suggest *cough #59 cough* losing one's virginity is not inherently painful for the female. I experienced mild discomfort for literally about one minute before it was perfectly fine. Also, a man will not inevitably blow his load in ten seconds. My boyfriend lasted two hours. Just you came putting on the condom, or forgot to bring the KY, don't bitch about the OP. Also, inB4 hallway ******/tiny penis/you must be ugly for your boyfriend to have lasted that long.
letitbe56 0
Why DID your boyfriend last that long? I wouldn't take that as a good sign, hon. Studies tend to show that sex lasts from 3-15 minutes, and my experience backs that up. Weren't y'all TIRED after 2 hours of sex? That just sounds like too long to me. Unless you're including foreplay in this calculation; then it sounds amazing...
mobius999 0
If your boyfriend...a VIRGIN....lasted 2 hours with you his first time.... I hope you enjoyed it. Might be the last sex you ever have. You are either lying or hideous to look at and it wasn't lasting, but an accomplishment that he did climax after 2 hours of trying.
SomeonePosting 0
My story is pretty similar. My first time lasted two or three hours and it didn't hurt once we both relaxed. And yeah, to me then, it was mind-blowing. Awkward as hell, but mind-blowing. Things got a lot better later on, but my point still stands. The OP could also have a similar story. To everyone saying it isn't possible to have a good or great first time, you're deluding yourselves.
letitbe56 0
Seriously, are you guys trying to say that the part while he was actually inside of you lasted 2-3 hours? Or are you including foreplay, stopping and starting again, spooning etc.? Because if you're talking about the actual intercourse, then you are having some damn boring sex, and, if it took him that long, the likelihood that he was enjoying it is low. Or you're all marathon runners, or something, if you could really keep it high energy for that long.
bpc89 0
Aw thats not cool.
oliviah_fml 0
If he dated you for 9 months, Making an "ugly" face wouldn't be a reason to break up. Especially when the sex was "mind blowing". He just wanted to have sex with you. And he is now leaving since he's gotten what he was after. FYL
elliekinslurvsya 0
i think if the only thing he wanted was sex he wouldn't have stuck around for 9 months... unless this girl is REALLY hot. which makes the whole "ugly ****** face" thing kinda illogical...
wowfmlife 0
YDI for having sex before marraige
Jord111222333 0
fake. ****** on first time?!? ppfffff ur too easy n that's sad then!
laleona 0
wtf would a virgin know about mind blowing sex. FAKE.
Nightfallz 0
ydi. how do you know your first time is so incredible and mind blowing? you have only ever been with one person. you'll find someone who really rocks your world