Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.
zerkabaius 0
just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways
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Comments (187)
nmirles 0
Maybe she just has an ugly face and this guy lost a bet that took him 9 months to collect.
darkmis1 18
nobody has that great a time when they lose their virginity
metheonlyb 17
First time sex was mind-blowing?? I doubt it. It could be good or intimate but not mind blowing. You both were virgins, it is just not possible. The OP either is faking this FML or she doesn't know what to say.
Tubasaurus 0
The first time for both of you and it was incredible and mind-blowing? Either this is fake, or you two were on meth.
Da_Gov 0
I lol'd
metheonlyb 17
Haha! Nice one genius_man16
fudgemeister 0
I'm with #5, 15 and 16. I remember my first time and it was her first time too. It was not mind blowing. It was not incredible. The only thing that blew was me and that was within the first five seconds I think. It wasn't much better the second time... or the third. She didn't ****** until a while later when I could manage to hold it for more than a few minutes. I bet your faked yours like you did this post. FYL.
tresamaee 0
I AGREE!
tresamaee 0
i agreee , theres no way it was 'mind-blowing' . Regardless if it was your first time , everyone knows its not the best and it gets waaaaaaaaay better . XD
ummwoahx3 0
Jesus guys. Chill out. Ever think maybe it was "mind blowing and incredible" to her because it was her first time? Overreactions much? There are real FMLs out there. Just because it isn't worded as logically as some of you smartasses would put it doesn't necessarily mean it's a fake FML. @OP: FYL. Sorry you had to deal with such an asshole .. Wish I could help somehow. ):
jjjeah 0
Sure, maybe it WAS mind-blowing and incredible, but for her to have reached ****** her first time? YEAH RIGHT. Especially since he was a virgin too.
caticaticati 3
You can be a virgin and have had oral sex and messed around. If it didn't appear that he's a douchebag, it's possible that he actually cared enough to try to get her off.
genius_man16 1
what so a girl can't have an ****** during her first time? Then my gf must be an alien or something cuz she did.
LadyAlathia 0
That's just what she wants you to think.
paperfox_fml 0
Sorry #147, but #158 is right. She's lying.
starvingxartist 0
hahah i have to agree with everyone else, first time sex is not mind blowing. i'm sorry. a year ago my boyfriend and i lost it to each other. was it special? intimate? yes. but neither of us knew what we were doing, and it hurt. mind blowing sex comes later. and how would you know anything about mind blowing sex if you were a virgin?
TheUndead 0
Yes, you were terrible at it the first time, therefore everyone is. Nice coping strategy you have there.
starvingxartist 0
wow, because that's exactly what i was saying. way to be an asshole.