Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
pst
South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
We need a break
Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
Pugsley
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, for my birthday, I found out I'm too ugly even for a hooker to have sex with me. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
Xena
Soliciting
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is real work
Today, I just found out my best friend is a hooker. I just thought she worked nights and had terrible taste in clothes. FML
UnicornPancake
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Anonymous
Vietnam
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
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hailphire130 0
Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.
FMLollie 7
The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."
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Comments (284)
Lily_lops95 0
I guess I understand now why you were with hooker hah
bullrider92 19
Well damn,you had better pull out more money then.
flagg1888 3
Stop bragging, I only offered you $1.50!!
Btreasure 8
Dannnng. Coming from a PROSTITUTE something is definitely wrong because truth is PROSTITUTES DON'T HAVE STANDARDS FOO'!!!!
McSabbie 0
What the hell did you want??
JesseJames945 3
donno if that sucks worse than trying to get laid hooker
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Try another street corner ;)
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Try another street corner ;)
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Sorry to burst your bubble but it sounds like you're only chance at finding love (or just sex for that matter) is by lowering your standards to fat chicks and ugly chicks. ;-(
countrydevil 6
you. are. my. hero. (not meant to be sarcastic)
bawlerr75 9
Or drag queens!!! Srry kinda random was watching a drag queen show while posting this xp
Mongoose19 0
Haha you so deserve it! Now if you asked a normal girl on a date and they said no then sure that sucks but how much sympathy do you want after trying to get a prostitute? Too bad it wasn't an under cover cop! Hahaha