Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML
Today, after leaving my abusive partner, I checked into a hotel through a crisis service. Since then, I've been asked to have sex for $20, and also yelled at for not driving a woman to a shopping centre, which is a 5-minute walk away. I don't drive and have been here for an hour. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me up. I waited so long, the security came up and asked me to leave, because I was scaring the staff. FML
Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML
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Top comments
pjsr 33
Your client must have been disappointed when he came downstairs and you weren't there. Still, sounds like some hot roleplay tonight!
LeoCor 19
You must be pretty good looking if they think you can sell your body
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Comments (29)
LeoCor 19
You must be pretty good looking if they think you can sell your body
Sinshine 28
More like dressing in a way to make them think that
idevilhorns665 4
have you ever looked up mug shots of hookers, they are typically uglier than a cats dirty asshole. escorts are the pretty ones
samomaha 17
And just why would you have ever viewed a cat's dirty asshole??
honestjane 22
You must not have a cat. They are always shoving their butts in your face. They are extremely confident about their anuses.
LeoCor 19
A woman should be able to dress anyway she wants without being seen as someone who has sex a lot.
SteelSoul5 9
That's sad
RichardPencil 32
Don’t think of this as an FML, think of it as a new career opportunity. ;)
pjsr 33
Your client must have been disappointed when he came downstairs and you weren't there. Still, sounds like some hot roleplay tonight!
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
I'm curious... what were you wearing ?
mt21mt 15
Well, I bet your husband won't be staying at that hotel chain any more! Unless it is a work thing or something, and he has to stay there of course. But, if he has a choice, then I bet your husband won't be staying at that hotel chain any more!
raven_of_azarath 35
And OP will stay with them again?
mt21mt 15
Wait, you say "our" hotel, as if you were checked in as well... Did you show them your room key? Did you tell them you were staying there?
EnvyMe33 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you dressed appropriately then there should be no reason to kick you out. Besides this sounds like the movie Pretty Woman.
EnvyMe33 26
Also why weren't waiting in the hotel room for your husband?
raven_of_azarath 35
Maybe he said she could go ahead and wait in the lobby for him? Last time I stayed in a hotel, I waited in the lobby for him to get ready, not in the room with him. It's kind of a common thing. And prostitutes who work hotels don't really dress slutty. They can afford to dress classier to appeal to their richer clients.
EnvyMe33 26
I always wait in the room with my man until he is done getting ready. It would be weird to wait in the hotel lobby. I personally would rather be more comfortable in the room then with strangers.
DumbAndYoung 30
This needs a follow up, would like to know how it went telling them you were staying there and if they apologized.
davecross 11
Why weren't you in the hotel with your husband waiting for him tom get ready. Also it suck that they accused you of being a prostitute.