Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Top comments
Emmamazing 26
since he wants you to be a hooker, start charging for sex. No, don't take my advice that's very bad advice
Roythetickler 21
Did you point out to him that she was a ****?
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Comments (70)
MrConcise 35
It's good to **** it up every once in a while. "Halloween is the one time of year where girls can dress up like ***** and nobody can say anything about it." Words to live by, have Halloween a bit early this year.
funkypenguin 7
While I agree on the idea that her dressing sexier for her boyfriend would be nice (not that he deserves it after that), the words you chose and the way you phrased it just sounded rude and gross.
MrConcise 35
Of course they did, I don't think of Lindsay Lohan as a polite person.
Emmamazing 26
since he wants you to be a hooker, start charging for sex. No, don't take my advice that's very bad advice
_parth 20
Great business plan though!
psychopolarbear 28
I guess it could be taken as a really poorly thought out compliment. He is implying that he'd pay just to sleep with her :/ still a crappy comment, but better than an insult, I guess.
bdsmslave 18
"Honey, can we have sex tonight?" "Will that be cash or credit?"
cheeeksss 29
Damnit, doesn't anyone take checks anymore?
Roythetickler 21
Did you point out to him that she was a ****?
missmootoyou 4
I'd dump your judgemental ass
Hoopachi 19
#18 Last I checked hookers were considered *****, I'd never go out with your stupid ass
Goblin182 27
It wouldn't have mattered to her BF
0mysteriousman0 22
Nothing says high class like clear stripper heels and fishnets...
ImTheAlpha 30
hey, fishnets can actually look good if you do them right. :o)
lil_ham1644 29
Yeah, it depends on the style. The smaller netting pattern the better.
Zs28 5
Show him a picture of a celebrity crush and ask your boyfriend why he can't be like him
GirasolNegro 22
Dress that way only when you two have sexy time, bet he'll love it even more if you dress that way only for him!!
mustangbravo 27
Did he know that?
vikky538 29
Clearly he has a poor choice on likes of dressing
Brandi_Faith 34
I'm surprised no one has mentioned it, but was there any way he was joking? If she was clearly a stripper he may have said it for a laugh?
igg125 30
Time for role play
mds9986 24
Hookers do make more money than a drug dealer at least because they can wash their crack and reuse it!
aliciabaird1269 11
#11 that's freaking hilarious! Anyway OP, don't let your man make you feel bad. He probably didn't intend to hurt your feelings. At least he's honest with you about what he wants. He could have just left you for the hooker.