Today, I just found out my best friend is a hooker. I just thought she worked nights and had terrible taste in clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Today, I found out my best friend is having a full-blown affair with her coworker. She's a minor. He's not. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out that my crush and best friend dumped her boyfriend, and she has been sexting two of our male friends who are married, with kids, and has started hooking up with a meth head. Guess I'm losing a lot of friends in the future… FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I like is fucking my friend. The friend who she always said was "a disgusting sexist pig" and swore she hated. The worst part is, she's right, he's a complete dick to women. I don't know how or why he got in her pants. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
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Top comments
zoelog 10
not really sure why her being a hooker has any impact on your life.
EmDizzle2007 28
it matters because they care about their friend... something you lonely motherfuckers wouldn't understand.
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Comments (20)
Ainarr 29
It makes money.
zoelog 10
not really sure why her being a hooker has any impact on your life.
kfchicken 31
she could be worried since it's not that safe or legal? someone can feel bad about not noticing their friend putting themselves in a less than an ideal situation
RichardPencil 32
I'm guessing you don't get laid enough, and you're just jealous that your friend bangs so well, she went pro!
PryderPlayer017 5
Richard, I love you and your comments lol
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
I truly hope you're not really that stupid......
EmDizzle2007 28
it matters because they care about their friend... something you lonely motherfuckers wouldn't understand.
baristalbc 18
Not sure how this is about your life. Either your friend enjoys this line of work or she is so low that it’s all she can do. Regardless, that’s her life, not a reflection of yours.
kfchicken 31
yes, because empathy doesn't exist
riley873 21
yall are obviously not besties. as her bff, if you're not acting as manager (I'm mostly joking here) and helping her stay safe you should at least KNOW WHAT THE HELL SHE DOES FOR MONEY🤦🏿♀️ my best friend knows more about me than I do!!! and let's be honest, she probably didn't tell you because she thought you'd judge her...and you have. if you are feeding, financing and/or ******* someone, you have less than no room to cast aspersions.
Lora Wood 11
None of you seem to get it's about her own cluelessness.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Well, you weren't wrong. You just didn't know what her night job was. Oh, and we all have terrible taste in clothes. Except for whoever picked out the suits for Neil Patrick Harris while he was on How I Met Your Mother. That dude was stylin'.
Traveling_Book 9
I’m assuming the FML here is that you’re worried about her safety? I’d be apprehensive if I had a friend doing that as well.