Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
pst
South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
We need a break
Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
Pugsley
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, for my birthday, I found out I'm too ugly even for a hooker to have sex with me. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
Xena
Soliciting
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is real work
Today, I just found out my best friend is a hooker. I just thought she worked nights and had terrible taste in clothes. FML
UnicornPancake
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Anonymous
Vietnam
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
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hailphire130 0
Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.
FMLollie 7
The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."
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Comments (284)
hawaiian2393 0
If the hooker has standards then SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO hahah
thepandawh0re 2
forever alone...
AFuckinCrocodile 6
"A ***** will **** anyone,a bitch will **** anyone BUT YOU!!!!" -RiceCracker ent
richardcard82 5
She could of been a cop dude. Consider yourself lucky
DeVaughnS 5
What the f do u look like
raaacheel 4
hahah thats so sad. but im having trouble finding sympathy for you
evanedwards85 6
give up hope now
bawlerr75 9
Lmfao that's sad.... Poor guy can't get laid :/
perdix 31
Pics or it's fake! I gotta see this! (Keep in mind, I had to see the Blue Waffle, even though I was warned. One of the worst decisions in my life.) How disgusting does the OP have to be to be refused by a *****? Is he morbidly obese, hideously ugly or grostesquely deformed (Or maybe he hits the trifecta!)
ScottieZ 0
He's not looking for fish wierdo.. He needs a *****.
ryankon518 3
You just went to a picky hooker. Her fault if she doesn't have any money from being so selective. Just remember that karma is a bitch.