Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML
Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML
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mikejunior88 4
lol, i had to call in to work once because my car wouldn't start, & my boss offered to come pick me up. talk about awkward.
sweet_candy_ 17
Hope you don't get frostbite on your way there :)
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sweet_candy_ 17
Hope you don't get frostbite on your way there :)
ThaMilkshake 0
how far away from your wokplace do you live... there's a big difference between 5 minutes or 1 hour of walking... :P
EatnBeef 7
well, I'm in Oklahoma and I'm stuck at my house with 3 foot snowdrifts all around lol... it's -20 atm
Emrysa 1
24 I think what you mean is, if it's a business in general, they should be rational, and instead of jeopardizing their workers to make a $100 dollar profit on a slow day to appease the morons who think today is a good day to shop, they should just freaking close down for the day.
kai_li 8
Or they may be a small business that services the whole country? Perhaps they are a wholesaler or in IT and they have customers that aren't affected by a local storm. Everybody is always quick to say the boss sucks but in my experience employees suck more. People think just by showing up they deserve a raise!
tulsafml 0
I'm in Oklahoma too. maybe op lives in Oklahoma
vettle 6
wow you'd be a horrible person to work for.
CH1234 0
well it's snow. you would be cold within 10 minutes. unless you want to go to work looking Like a marshmellow.
Dragons_corner 6
66 I'm the same way but I don't live in a snow area but I live in a hurricane area. a block and a half from the ocean. I still go to work impede cat 3 and up because I have left town. also I walk around the beach when they come in and walk around the block during it.
deputy_g 5
I've never seen snow before :) but I live in Cali XD
mikejunior88 4
lol, i had to call in to work once because my car wouldn't start, & my boss offered to come pick me up. talk about awkward.
enoughgrace 4
Yeah, they offered to do you a favor... like a boss...
Anteezy 7
I can see how it's awkward because you're stuck in a car with your boss, probably forced to have some conversation you don't really feel like having.
mikejunior88 4
#15: lol, considering the fact that i hated my boss & she hated me even more, i really didnt want to be stuck in a car w/ her.
MissFukMyLuck 0
same happened to me this morning. sorry to hear it!!! if only the world could shut down for connivence
adamo_erebus 26
at least you were offered a lift? your boss is nicer than OP's by miles.
gobluemegan 1
Get a ride with someone else?
DavLynn 4
that's kinda hard when other people will probably be stuck too dontcha think?
zukinihudini 0
Three feet of snow? Dont want to sound like an asshole, but go grab a shovel and suck it up.
moat 0
I'm about to eat breakfast.
SirHobnobs 0
So put on a jacket, hat + scarf and walk? not much of an FML since she doesn't say where her work is or how far away.
Bobissmall 13
This.
youfailed18 0
That sucks. Bundle up.
Domo_Arigato7 3
The small town I live in never gets snow days for that reason
HesJustTheBest 0
Get a shovel and dig your bloody car out. Then get a piece of sheet metal or two pieces of plywood, weld/glue to your car to create a makeshift plow. Drive your ass to work, plow the parking lot there and get back to work instead of posting FML's.
newjerseyguy 0
rofl awesome response
TakeOneLastBreat_fml 0
you rock
mandy307 0
@ #9 Um HELLO has no one seen 3 feet of snow before! I live in alberta and the only that is getting out of the drive way with three feet of snow is 4x4 Trucks. Shovelling would take so much time that by the time you got to work your shift would be over
zanysage 0
Remember work is worship?
moat 0
I'm about to eat breakfast.