Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I did a themed circus performance, then went out to small club afterwards, still in my outfit. Three people asked me to join them and chat. Apparently they thought I was ''a strung out prostitute on ketamine'' and ''didn't want anything bad to happen to (me)''. I guess I looked like a Victorian-era hooker? FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
Today, my friends gave me a complete makeover, which included clothes from their wardrobe, to prepare me for an upcoming job interview. I was then declined the position, because apparently, I "looked too wealthy" to need the job. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML
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TempestXO 14
Maybe re-evaluate your wardrobe?
RichardPencil 32
Aw, that’s too bad! Not to say that being a hooker would be a good job, but it’s good to have as a fall-back option.
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Comments (9)
TempestXO 14
Maybe re-evaluate your wardrobe?
RichardPencil 32
I think it’s what’s inside the wardrobe that is objectionable.
RichardPencil 32
Aw, that’s too bad! Not to say that being a hooker would be a good job, but it’s good to have as a fall-back option.
Glowworm56 27
Most divas dress over the top--so I'm really not surprised that you looked like an out of work hooker.
Lobby_Bee 18
Scroll down and you'll find a post showing how a man can turn into a women with makeup. If they can do that, they can fix your face.
Davros 12
hey dont listen to them. I've seen 70 year old hookers making a living. if you believe in yourself you can be a hooker to.
Donut_Wizard 23
Is your friend Ron Burgundy?
AJ1981 12
not true even ugly hookers get love... I know a pimp that would take you on... YOU INTERESTED
Paul Rushing 21
It's called stage make-up...