Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, when I got home from the store, the dog was wiping his ass on the carpet, my two older boys were brawling, my youngest was crying because he'd broken a glass and cut himself, and my husband was in the kitchen, eating the cake I'd told him to leave alone. FML
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rukiafujioka 0
Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!
NapalmFrog 0
Well, at least they were thoughtful.
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NapalmFrog 0
Well, at least they were thoughtful.
Failzoid 0
Very much so. Must have been an awesome sight to see.
grlwitperlEring 0
yeah even if it ruined her coat at least she knows her sons care about animals plus a husky in a faux fur coat sounds hilarious
DorkusD 0
Haha awh. That's SO cute. Shitty deal about your coat, but find the silver lining in this one. Your kids have problem solving skills!
thegame666 0
Funny, Damnit, i lost the game...
jd_superjive 0
totally lol thats adorable!! you raised them to respect animals at least, just not your stuff :P
sunshhine 0
you can die now
HunterDanielle 3
awwww :) that's adorable :')
Rockey 3
Lmao cruelty to animals?
acro_actress95 0
FAUX fur. Definitly not crulitey to animals. That was sweet of your kids though. Sorry about the coats :p
facilitator 0
You've never heard of Fauxes? There those sneaky animals that live in the woods.
qazaq 1
Smh if you are going to be a judgmental animal rights activist know what you're taking about
Kyothine 0
hahaha
rukiafujioka 0
Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!
delly_fml 0
Awww! That's kinda cute
clem13_fml 0
You left children young enough to do that home alone? YDI :|
fmyfudginglife 0
yea i was thinking that too
BLNovelist 0
Well, considering I knew several middle and highschoolers that would do similar... :/ It's possible they are old enough to be home alone - it's also possible she was only talking to a neighbor, and figured making her children tag along would be pointless when she was so close.
Justforlolz 14
#6 so what. it's not that, it's the fact that the kids ruined her coats. and so what? It's seems nice that they helped out the dog. :)
EtherealNight85 9
I agree, perhaps the kids shouldn't have been left alone long enough to chop up your coats.
beckyb 0
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You actually own fur? Why?
ndawgg 6
She said it was faux fur.
lilacwords 0
They might have thought faux was fox. Haha.
Klumm 3
its faux idiot
mylittlecrow 0
yeah, faux, not fox! XD
beckyb 0
yes, I realize it is faux fur, I was referring to owning fur in general. Real or fake.
georgia_fml 0
Well if it's fake, whats the problem with it?
Draq 1
It's ugly.
beckyb 0
My thoughts exactly. I think it's extremely ugly.
amazinggbaby 2
What's ugly to you might be attractive to someone else.
spillproof 0
your user name confuses me
fueledbyamy 0
aww, thats so sweet of them though :) haha.
tolkienfanatic 0
So I guess the intergogating didn't go very well, then.