Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
pst
South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
We need a break
Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
Pugsley
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, for my birthday, I found out I'm too ugly even for a hooker to have sex with me. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
Xena
Soliciting
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is real work
Today, I just found out my best friend is a hooker. I just thought she worked nights and had terrible taste in clothes. FML
UnicornPancake
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Anonymous
Vietnam
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
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hailphire130 0
Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.
FMLollie 7
The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."
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Comments (284)
utvols11 0
i wanna know what you asked her to do?
ikickgingers 15
Custom?? Like your patronage ? Smh Fyl buddy. I'm sure you'll find a hooker with no standards someday. Can't be that hard. Literally.
chevyboy1122 9
It made my day.... Sucker
icic6772 0
How much money did she want
tennisrapper1 14
You know prostitution is illegal unless you live near Reno Nevada. You should clarify that. YDI
Burnbaby 0
It may be illegal but that doesn't mean that it's not happening. The oldest profession in the world isn't just going to stop.
simplylost643 0
63, So is hash unless your in amsterdam, does that mean if your not in amsterdam you should never mention getting high?
VirgilLovesYou 0
It's illegal for people who are not aesthetically pleasing to leave the house in Wisconsin. Sadly that law gets broken too. Clarify that with them.
doogy15 11
Why are all the hot chicks in Canada? =[
horneyhic 15
Because were awesome
bubblesxtwo 0
It's not like your hot or anything
KellyMrocksmysox 4
Lol, I talked a hooker down to $3 once... But she had the herp so I passed...
shadowPlayer 6
I usually use proper language, however, even I am put off by your use of 'refused my custom'.
Sweet_Testicles 7
LOL
lezzy251 0
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