Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
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spiffles 0
I'm sorry, but I'm kind of dubious about a guy who says yes to a drunk girl at 1am... He seems kind of creepy.
Futt_Buck 0
Someone's getting lucky... and it isn't the OP.
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LysssNysss 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for liking a cashier EDIT: #1 GET!
Desapig 0
What if they were teenagers? Cashiering isn't a bad job for a 16-18 y.o. Also OP, YDI for not asking him out sooner, procrastinating, and therefore allowing someone else to swoop in.
Futt_Buck 0
Someone's getting lucky... and it isn't the OP.
wowfmlife 0
India? Wow
Mihir 1
why wow? aren't they humans? plus they are better and smarter than rest of the world!
McA513M 0
I'm pretty sure #3 wasn't be racist unlike you #18. He probably was just surprised that a person from India uses FML. Oh, and OP: If he accepts to go out with a drunk girl, how good he really be as a date? I'm sure there are many other fish in the sea!
odai123 0
#18 - You should really read "The Race Myth". It might be eye-opening.
Saromo 0
#18; I'm pretty sure he was just surprised FML is used there, like the other person said. People are better and smarter there? Ofcourse, that's why there's so many kids living on sewer islands.
wowfmlife 0
sorry if i didnt make it clear but yes, i did mean i was surprised at far FML has traveled
H2Row 0
Those who are saying how surprised that people in India are using FML are the racist ones here. Sewer islands? That's just what the media is showing you. And OP, I wouldn't stress about a guy who says yes to a drunk girl.
Mihir 1
#60 u ****** racist. Thats what the freakin slumdog movie showed u. Probably you should watch this - "The New India [Part 1]" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5iKaUzYCw8
metheonlyb 17
Nicely put Mihir. That ******* asshole called Danny Boyle or whatever his name is showed some shit about India and the racists bastards here believed it. Indians are damn smart and more intelligent than these ******* White Supremacists! **** YOU #60 You are a bitch!
TrillianMcRed 0
#60 In case you didn't know, the internet can be accessed from anywhere in the world. FYL racist.. Lots of pity..
lolx7 5
how about **** you because Americans are pretty awesome!
lolx7 5
my comment goes to #60
spiffles 0
I'm sorry, but I'm kind of dubious about a guy who says yes to a drunk girl at 1am... He seems kind of creepy.
Young_Sparta 0
probably wanted to lose his virginity...
BeautyOfGrac3 6
Well at least now she knows what kinda girls he likes: drunk, stupid, and easy
imperialtl 12
Who doesn't love an easy lay?
Squirrellord911 0
sorry this made my day
mark_my_words 0
You can do so much better than him
cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0
indeed, FYL
omg009 0
any notice when it involves dating there is always one person who has to say the person is creepy?
Lobster_fml 0
This is fake.
tpt09 0
How is it fake? Dumbass! Anyways OP why would you want to ask a cashier out on a date. Low standards much YDI
wordly 0
#11, mm, Superficial much?
theodivine 0
That sucks. :[ Getting **** blocked always sucks. He probably only said yes because she was drunk and easy. Plus, why is working at a super market lowly? Who knows, these people could be teenagers, so what's the big ******* deal? I hope someone gives you a ******* Puerto Rican Fog Bank, if you can even get a real person to take their clothes off and climb on, that is.
divineinstrument 2
Your mum's fake